JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A very sad joke, but its like truth any way Conversation between a child and the Judge in court: Judge: Do you want to live with your mother? Child: No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge...

section G: jibu maswali yote; marks awarded 100% time: 10mnts. QN1. kama hela haitoki kwenye miti, kwanini benki zina matawi? QN2. kwa nini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake? QN3. kama hatutakiwi...

kufuatia hatua ya kanisa la kiinjili la kilutheri tanzania kubariki huduma ya uponyaji inayoendelea kufanywa na mmoja wa wachungaji wake wastaafu mch. ambilikile mwasapile baada ya kuoteshwa na...

Mtoto aliomba dua mbele ya wageni na familia yake: "Ee Mungu nakushukuru kwa kunipa wazazi wakarimu; Nakushukuru kwa kuwaleta wageni hawa waliomaliza chakula changu; Nakuomba Mungu usiwalete...

Dogo m1 wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa v2 alivyofundishwa school “baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga,… baba akiwa beberu mama akiwa mbuzi...

Mwanamume mmoja alikuwa akiendesha gari nje ya mji, karibu na krosi akapishana na mdada akitokea upande wa pili wa barabara. Yule mdada akatamka, "Pundaaaaa!". "Punda mwenyewe, ng'ombe we...

Kikombe ndicho kimempa Obama nguvu ya kumpiga Gaddafi

One day a girl celebrated her birthday. Two days later, her older twin brother celebrated his. How is this possible?

Kuna mke wa mtu kafumaniwa guest na mumewe. kijinusuru ikabidi atoke ndani uchi, alipofika nje akakuta tax akaingia na kumuamrisha dereva " ondoa gari fasta deleva ikabidi amshangae kidogo, dem...

A chap from Bagamoyo and a companion both aged 37 went to a séx therapist’s office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have séx ?" The doctor looked...

Jamani ndugu zangu imefika kipindi inatubidi kutumia hata elimu ya ngumbalo au darasa la saba kutambua kuwa hakuna kuoteshwa na Mungu wala nani. Huyo mama wa Tabora naye kaoteshwa na Mungu? na...

What is the largest number that can be written by using only 3 digits?

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. "Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and...

Ndugu zangu Kuna tatizo wenzangu sijui mmeliona? Tangu jumamosi umeme upo, kuna mtu anajua kuna tatizo gani atuarifu tujue.

Mla mla leo, mla jana kala au Ujanja kuwahi...

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack...

Kids are quick Kids Are Quick ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered...

chagua kati ya maziwa au bia

MC akasema,sasa nawapa sifa kubwa ya bibi harusi...........huwa havai nguo za ndani. Watu wakaduwa na kubaki vinywa wazi. Akasema narudia kwa msisitizo na sijakosea. Bi harusi huwa havai kabisa...