Hubby – "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why "
Wife – "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."...
This is a story about a
couple who had been
happily married for
years. The only friction in
their marriage was the
husband's habit of farting loudly every morning
when he awoke. The noise...
1. The clitoris is a type of
flower.
True or False
2. A pubic hair is a wild
rabbit.
True or False
3. Spread Eagle is an
extinct bird.
True or False
4. Vagina is a medical
term...
1. Cover your stump
before you hump
2. Before you attack her,
wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect
your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud
your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover
your...
Magic Apple
A young fellow ran into an
old man who was carring
a bag. "What's in the bag?" the
youngster asked. "magic apples", the old
man replied. "Prove it", said the young
man. "Well...
Jmaa alipo ona kuwa kakosa alicho kitaka, sasa aenda ikulu na kumuomba kikwe ampe hata vitimaalum bungeni akapige kelele huko,
Kwakuwa kikwe alikuwa adui yake kipindi cha uchaguzi akaamuru...
One young man liked a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
So frustrated, one day he went up to her and said
"I'll give you a 100,000/- TZS if you let me make love with...
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing he said was, "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said.
"Forbidden...
Jamaa wawili walienda baa wakawa wanapata ulabu taaratibu na watu walijaaa sana.
Baada ya mda kidogo maji ya dhahabu tayari yalikuwa yamekolea, sasa yakatokea mabishano baina ya wale watu wawili...
Jamaa mmoja alifanikiwa kumkamata kibaka nyumbani kwake usiku wa manane
akampeleka kituo cha polisi,wakati alipomaliza kuandika maelezo, alimuomba askari wa zamu amruhusu ili aweze kumuhoji...
mwandani wangu amenunua kitanda hivi karibuni,tatizo lake wakati wa "shughuli" inatubidi kukatiza mara kwa mara kufanya marekebisho(kukikaza tusije anguka).nikimwambia anunue kingine naona...
Haya wengine wanaiita zana wengine ...
Nilimkumbuka jamaa yangu mmoja alikuwa kashauriwa na dakitari atumie uzazi wa majira, na njia mojawapo ni kutumia hii zana. Akasema vyema, ngoja niende...
Bwana mmoja alikurupuka na kuingia nyumbani kwa mama mmoja na kuanza kumwaga vumbi na takataka nyingine kwenye zulia. Yule mama kwa mshangao akamuuliza.
"we mwehu nini?"
"hapana mama, ninafanya...
Marafiki watano walishinda juu ya umahri wa mbwa wao, kila mmoja akdai wake ni mahiri zaidi:
Mbwa wa Fundi Mjenzi akakusanya vifaa akajenga nyumba
Mbwa wa Mhasibu akaenda kwenye kabati akarudi na...
Shosti nakushauri umtafute first lady na lady n wakupe kicheni pati kidogo kuhusu mambo yanavyokwenda humu jf. Maana naona midume mingi inakumezea mate kwa jinsi ulivyo mzuri. Kabla hujafanya...