Jamaa mmoja alikuwa ni mwongo sanaa...
Siku moja alikuwa akiwa simulia jamaa zake story! Akaanza hivi
Muongo: Basi bwana jana nilienda kuwinda nikamkamata bonge la swala kisha...
Habari zilizopatikana hivi punde kutoka kwa wapambe nuksi zinaeleza kuwa jamaa mmoja aliyefahamika kwa jina la Kihiyo mkazi wa Mbagala amevunjika mkono wa kushoto wakati akijichua.
Wapambe hao...
baada ya jambisha- Jambisha!!.....
bab-kubwa ya CCJ...sisi-me ana angaika kushika korodani zake kila mara...halali usingizi....
mara Mbwaaaa....mbwaaaaaaaaaaaaa....
jamani acheni tabia hii...
Wakuu nimepata email from a friend ikiwa na maneno yafuatayo(Sory kama kuna mtu yatamkwaza,hasa wanaume kutokana na neno 'kiumbe dhaifu'):
Kuna hiki kiumbe dhaifu lakini cha ajabu hapa...
A middle aged man from Matombo, Morogoro went to repair his spoilt radio.
The fundi opened it and cockroaches get out and start running away.
The man in a warning and stern tone told the...
Gazeti kiwango kwa habari za mastaa nchini, Risasi Mchanganyiko lipo kwenye nafasi nzuri ya kuliandika hilo baada ya kunasa matamshi ya Sarah ambaye ameeleza kuwa anafikiria kusoma albadili ili...
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process,the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.. Something he will use to log...
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God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on...
Ili kuwa ni vigumu kupata mtandao kwa waishio maeneo ya Bondeni na makazi yenye msongamano. Sasa ni mtandao ulio rahisi kwa usalama wa fedha zako, uboreshaji wa maisha na mipango mingine ya...
Bride's bouquet crashes plane in Italy
Wed Jul 15, 12:45 am ET
ROME A romantic wedding in the Tuscan countryside ended with injuries after an attempt to launch the bride's bouquet from a...
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With...
PaDri mmoja aliyekuwa na tabia ya kutembea na mke wa mtu kila mumewe alipokuwa kazini, siku moja siri ya uzinzi ilimfikia mwenye mali na kutakiwa arudi nyumbani ghafla. Jamaa alifanya hivyo na...
I came across this dialogue......
Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa...
I know you don't clean your computer screen very often
and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you.
(just click on the word "here" above and wait for a few seconds for...
Kuna basi lilitekwa na majambazi, wakalipeleka porini, wakawasachi abiria ambao walikuwa ni wanawake na wanaume, lakini hawakupata pesa za kuwaridhisha. Kwa hasira zao, majambazi wakawaamuru kila...
1. What is the speed of dark? not only telling us the speed of light
2. If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
3. What is a...
Kulikuwa na familia bora ya mtu na mkewe pamoja na mtoto wao kelvin,siku moja familia hii ilitembelewa na uncle justine ambaye ni kaka wa mama kelvin.
Uncle justine alikuwa anapenda sanaaaaaaaa...