Two presidents are talking over coffee and
croissants at their country club one day.
Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya)
"Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid.
Do you doubt me...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is captain Boniface welcoming you on board of Air Tanzania. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of...
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs?
She...
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.. The woman was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you...
Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child Pornography
MARTIN COUNTY
Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was...
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Once upon a time in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law.
In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with...
The most expensive cigarete
MANCHESTER, N.H. A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.
Josh...
Received by E-mail:
I hate to sound like an adult.....
But now that I'm well over the age of fifty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy and yet you...
NILIPOSIKIA juu ya mashindano ya wanaume wenye sura mbaya sikusita kushiriki kwani nilijua ni lazima niibuke na ushindi, anasema Sultani Masoud maarufu kwa jina la Sura Mbaya.
Masoud Sura...
Father: I want You To Marry A girl Of My Choice.
Son: I will Choose My Own Bride!
Father: But The Girl Is Bill Gates's Daughter!
Son: Well, In that case... OK!
THE NEXT DAY FATHER...
Unique survey...
A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked
was:
'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the...