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It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is
raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times,
everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit...
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."...
A guy goes into the doctor's office.
There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible...
Three friendly ladies had been invited to a party.The code dress for the party was to match the colour of their husband's hair."I shall put on my best black dress".Said the first lady as her...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may...
Jamaa alikuwa amekwenda shughulini,lakini yenye hadhi kidogo ingawa ilipelekwa kiuswaziuswazi.Ulipofika wakati wa ratiba muhimu wakaambiwa wakae wawili wawili,jamaa akajikuta amekaa na muhindi...
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the...
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and...
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and...
Juma (sio jina lake), alitambulisha mchumba kwa baba yake, kwa bahati mbaya baba yake alimkataa mchumba huyo kwa maelezo kuwa ni ndugu yake wa damu kutoka kwa mama mwingine ambaye baba yake alizaa...
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."...
Johnny wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you...
Mtalii na mtafsiri wake Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you...
A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have...
A very sexy and attractive female employee said to her boss:Sir,will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow!What is that?
Employee:Your eyes,Sir.
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping...