JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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Mfugaji amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti ili kumuhoji kuhusiana na maisha ya shambani kwake. Kwa bahati nzuri au mbaya Mfugaji hawapendi waandishi wa habari akaona bora amchoshe katika kujibu...
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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold...
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Dude walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened. "Well," says Dude, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wifee. She...
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After the molo tanker tragedy, and after a few ministers went to the site, this is what lucy saw best to say!!!! ""es unfoshunate,that we donti have a woman menesta,in the ministry...
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Jamani kuna mshkaji mmoja kaning'ang'ani kuwa John Mjema yule mshkaji aliyeimba Wachumba 30 alijiuwa kwa kujichoma kisu afu madaktari wakasema eti alikuwa na matatizo ya akili.. eti hii ina...
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A couple had had been having a rough relationship lately So their conversation went thus: WIFE: Honey what are you looking at? HUSBAND: Nothing! WIFE: Nothing! and you have been reading...
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Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do...
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............I promise you, this is not funny.... A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloweenparty. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone...
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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock...
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Mapozi mengine bora yabaki huku huko Bongo. Maana nchi zingine unaweza kuishia kutuma ujumbe ndivyo sivyo..... Hebu mwangalieni mshikaji aliyoko nyuma alivyojipinda. Ni kama vile analenga...
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Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!)...
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SICKDAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. SURGERY Operations are now banned. As...
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Little Richard notices that the belly of his mother is getting thicker and thicker and so he decides to ask her.'Mama,your bell is getn thicker and thicker!wat have you got inside of it!?'...
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Little Robert empties his schoolbag at home after the last day at school.Suddenly he asks; mama!have you seen my cigarettes? mother; wat did you say?since wen you have been smoking? Robert; I...
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Nakumbuka mwaka 1995 wakati tumeingia mwaka wa kwanza Chuo Kikuu cha Dar es salaam sehemu ya Mlimni, kulikuwa na Fresher mwenzetu aliyekuwa Kitivo cha Uhandisi; jamaa alikuwa (wa kabila la...
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Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee =...
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Who (Hu) Is the President of China Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see...
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Is That Your Final Answer? A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a...
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Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38 - calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that...
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