JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

"Mgonjwa kapimwa kwa X-ray ikaonekana ana mende kifuani.Mchango ukapitishwa kauza mali zake zote kaenda india kufika kule X-ray za india zikaonesha hakuna mende kifuani. KUMBE MENDE ALIKUWA NDANI...

Kama kichwa kisemavyo nina maombi kwa atakayetaka utani na mimi 1.naruhusu utani wa kila aina 2.hata kutukanwa poa tu 3.ila yoyote atae niita b.a.s.h.i.t.e huyo ntakufa nae [emoji1] [emoji1]...

*mazungumzo mafupi kuliko yote duniani ni pale unapokuwa chooni halafu anakuja mtu ghafla Na kufungua mlango* Mazungumzo Huwa hivi... Wewe[emoji19]: EEEEEH Aliefungua mlango[emoji15]: AAAAAH...

[emoji615]Onyo mtanzania yeyote atakaekutwa akijaribu kujiua lazima aokolewe maana sote tupo kwenye mdororo wa uchumi hakuna kutoroka [emoji38]

NAWAKUMBUSHA TU Yeyote anaetaka kupata mtoto 2017, Hii ndo wiki ya mwisho. Vinginevyo mtoto wako atazaliwa 2018. So ebu kuweni bize kdg[emoji12][emoji12]

Wakubwa shikamooni, wenzangu mambo zenu... mi ni memba mpya wa JF, naomba mnisaidie kunielekeza mambo ya muhimu humu ndani ili na mimi nisionekane mshamba... ahsanteni sana

Wenye uzoefu fungukeni ili nasi pia tujifunze

Je Wajua mazungumo MAFUPI Kuliko Yote Dunian ni pale unapokua CHOONI alaf ghafla mtu anakuja na kufungua #mlango.... Mazungumzo huwa ivi: Aliye chooni: WEWE -EEH Aliefungua mlango- AAAH au...

Nakumbusha pia kuwa masela wanaweza kukuchangia pesa na vitu vingine ukihitaji lakini hakuna wa kukuchangia *NGUVU ZA KIUME* maana kila mtu ana kazi nazo na wengine wanaona hazitoshi, sasa hizo za...

mazungumzo mafupi kuliko yote duniani ni pale unapokuwa chooni halafu anakuja mtu ghafla Na kufungua mlango Mazungumzo Huwa hivi... Wewe: EEEEEH [emoji15] [emoji15] Aliefungua mlango: AAAAAH...

Kuna taarifa nimezipata hivi punde kuhusu mwenzetu kipenzi PakaJimmy. Kwa mujibu wa rafiki yake wa karibu afahamikae kama Sofapaka ndie alienipa taarifa hizi,nadhani by then kabla hawajahama...

Gari letu, Dereva haaminiki! (Maajabu) Abiria wanajua kuliongoza kuliko dereva (hawaruhusiwi) Kupanda abiria kachagua mwenyewe! Safari imekua ya karaha! kushuka hakuna ashukae kwakweli abiria...

Dear members. Muslims and Christians It's Easter season dears! Let's put aside if not forget at all our religious differences Sote ni wamoja tunamwomba Mungu mmoja na ndiomana ikiwa sikukuu za...

Ndoto itatimia? Maana nimekuwa nikimkubali kweli jamaa

LADIES!!!! WHY SPEND LIPSTICK WORTH 20K ON LIPS THAT CANNOT EVEN PRONOUNCE "ECCLESIASTES"....... [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Huu mwezi mpaka unaisha kila wiki ina sikukuu ...so in april siku za class ni nne tuh kila wiki mwezi mzima wiki hii....ijumaa.7 karume day Next wiki...ijumaa 14 Good friday Next of next...

Wife:look at that drunk guy! Husband:who is he? Wife:10 years back he proposed me & i rejected him. Husband:oh My GOD . he's still cerebrating

Mwaka 2013 Mwaka 2017