JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

ULKUWEPO ENZ HZO 1.Kupakwa jivii kwenye kidonda. 2.kung'olewa jino kwa uzi 3.ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tuuu 4.kidonda kuwekwa unga wa vidonge vya rangi mbili 5.kupamba sebule kwa kadi,pamba na toilet...

KESI YA UCHOCHEZI YA NEY WA MITEGO NA WIMBO WAKE MPYA WAPO NA ,Mdude nyagali WAKILI; unasema wewe ni afisa wa polisi ney wa mitego alifanya uchochezi kwenye nyimbo yake na baadhi ya maneno...

*BABA MWENYE NYUMBA ANAJIFANYA MJANJA ANANIDAI KODI...NIMEKUTA AMEONGEZA KUFULI JUU YA KUFULI LANGU,NILICHOFANYA NIMEFUNGUA KUFULI LANGU NIKAFUNGA KWENYE MLANGO WAKE* SASA HIVI NIPO KWA MWANANGU...

Niaje wana chit-chat jukwaa limepoa saana siku hizi. Sijui promo za politicians au sijui pesa za bundle zimekata. Ok haya poa tu. Tutafanyaje bhana. Leo tunafanya hivi unawachukua member wawili...

*Girl*[emoji66] : Baby tutaonana saa ngapi iyo Kesho? *Boy*[emoji65] : 8pm, Ila Kula kabisa kabla haujaja kuonana nami..... *Girl*[emoji66] : Nawe ufanye mapenzi kabisa tusije sumbuana...

You know your bae is ugly when you introduce him/her to your parents and they go like ... "upendo ndio kitu cha muhimu. Bora tu mnapedana..." [emoji23][emoji23]

Heheeeee[emoji3] [emoji3] halooo[emoji108] [emoji108] [emoji108] Jana hiyoo jamaa kwa mda mreeefu alikuwa analia lia pm hapa jf nakupenda nyiingi wakati hanijui na mimi simjuii Nikaona isiwe...

Habari wana jukwaaa, Ni matumaini yangu mu wazima , ni katika harakati za kuliendeleza jukwaa letu pendwa mbele, nadhani asilimia takribani mia tu wanaotumia jukwaa hili ni wasomi na watu wenye...

Dah wadau hebu mnisaidie Hivi hii inakuaje kodi gharama sana au ? Maana nafanya kazi kwenye kampuni moja ya ukaguzi ( big 4 ) ambayo inapenda sana kuajiri vijana straight from schools.. Sasa...

Hellooooo wana jf chitchat! andika any funniest quotes kutoka kwa watu maarufu duniani tofauti na tulivyozea kwamba wana quotes nyingi za kuelimisha, pia wanazo za kufurahisha, hebu andika...

Mtandao huu nauelezea hivi: 1.kama unataka kuelimika kwa jambo usilolijua,ingia hapa. 2.kama una mbavu laini zisizovumilia kicheko usiingie humu zitavunjika. 3.kama una hasira usiingie...

Wanapenda habari za udaku kuliko kazi..WAPO

Commercial break: The C.E.O of a company was walking in the factory to see how the staff were doing. He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached him and asked "how much...

Kipumbu iko shule ya msingi. Shule ya sekondari ya wa SENGE.

Nilikua napita nyuma ya nyumba moja dirishani nikasikia hvyo nikajua imooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Je, wajua kuwa ukioga Mara mbili kwa siku, Ukiepuka pombe -ukiepuka sigara, ukienda gym kwaajili ya kuweka mwili fiti, ukilala masaa ya kutosha, ukila matunda kila baaa ya mlo, ukiepukana Na...

Nimefurahi mno kufikisha umri wangu huu leo hii na hakika nina furaha sana na kikubwa naomba tupendane na kwa pamoja tuliendeshe gurudumu hili la JF kwa manufaa zaidi ili tuweze kuijenga Tanzania...

Rejeeni Kichwa cha Habari na karibuni mtiririke tafadhali. Nawasilisha.

nilichoskia leo sikutarajia sijui ni njaa au nini?! au watu wanajibana kwenda haja wasisikie njaa!wapige ndefu hadi jioni. daahh jamaa analalamika toka asubuhi hadi jion anapata buku au buku 2 na...

This thread is dedicated to headings that the president will be pleased with such as; 1.Taifa stars on the verge of Qualifying for world cup finals. 2.Tanzania to help China with two electrical...