A pastor announced, "If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to left except Akpos.
The pastor was amused and asked, "How come your wife can't...
Chizi mmoja kapelekwa hospitali.
Dr:Una tatizo gani?
Chizi: Nikilala hua naota nyani wanacheza mpira.
Dr:Itabidi nikupe dawa ili usiote tena.
Chizi:Labda unipe kesho maana leo ndio wanacheza...
mama mmoja wa kihaya alidu na msukuma msukuma akawa hajui kupiga katelelo akaingia moja kwa moja kamailivyo kawaidayetu manguvu kwa sana, mhaya akashitukia mzeekipara amesha zama mhaya akaluka...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi kwenye ZOO. Akaambiwa nafasi ya kazi ipo ila hakuna sokwe" hivyo utajifanya sokwe na tutakupa ngozi ya sokwe utavaa" Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa, walipokuja...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi kwenye ZOO.
Akaambiwa nafasi ya kazi ipo ila hakuna sokwe.
"Hivyo utajifanya Sokwe na tutakupa ngozi utavaa"
Jamaa siku ya kwanza akavaa,
walipokuja Watalii mambo...
David beckamp kipindi hicho akiwa mchezaji wa man u aliingia supermaket moja huko london na akaamuru milango yote ifungwe na watu waliopo ndani wachague vitu beckmp atawalipia na waliopo nje...
Nimekukumbuka sana mpenzi mara ya mwisho niliku-pm miezi kadhaa iliyopita.Msg yako moja tu ilinipa raha ya ajabu.Kama upo naomba tujisosomole hapa uwanjani.
MUNGU akulinde LEO na KESHO,Upendwe kama NYERERE,uishi maisha marefu kama bi kidude,usipoteze umaarufu kama Mandela,uwe jasiri kama Z.kabwe, upate safari nyingi kama Kikwete, usiwe na hila kama...
Wanajf mnaoishi USA naomba maoni yenu.
Mie nipo TZ ila mke wangu anaishi US na nimefanikiwa viza ili nije nimjoin . Tatizo ni kuwa nimepata kazi ya prof bongo na nategemea mshahara wa kama...
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal...
Hatimae nimetimiza ahadi ile nilioitoa kwako mpenzi Paloma.. Nimeamua kukunulia Land Rover Freelander short chasis..
Najua hapa kati zimetokea stori nyingi ati oh mara nimewakuta kwenye mtaro...
jamani,najua great thinkers wengi mmeishi maeneo mbali mbali na mikoa tofauti tofauti,sasa ebu tuambizane ni mkoa gani unaongoza kwa kunywa pombe za KIENYEJI na INAITWAJE?? mimi binafsi naona MKOA...
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.