Simu yako ni ya Kichina iwapo.......
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina Tv, torch.
3. Unaweza kuandika Msg kwa tooth pick 4.Kuna matatizo ya kimaandishi yanayoitambulisha kwa mfano...
Wanaume Siku hizi mnapenda kulelewa,utakuta umetoka out na mpenzi wako hulipi bili,bili ikija unajifanya uko bize na simu
Tumewachoka,simu mnabip mpigiwe,hotel hamlipi visingizio tele mara...
There are three bulbs in a room and three switches outside. U are asked to match the switches with the bulb they control. Note that u can only enter the room once. How will u match them?
Weekend umekaaje wanaCC ... mamboz....
Yaani tangu nimetoka kwa my hezbend C6 naenjoy maisha ya nyumbani.... Kula kulala rahajeeeeeee.... Kha kumbe nilikuwa nabanwa lol!!!!! Sitamani tena...
Naomba niwe mkweli, siipendi hii salaam kama nini, yaani nikikutana na binti akiniamkia Shikamoo natamani nimtwange makwenzi ujinga umtoke,
Sipendi mambo ya kuzeeshana kabisa mimi.
Siku moja mfanyakazi wa Posta
akiwa katika kazi yake ya kupanga
barua alikuta barua moja
imeandikwa "Kwenda kwa
Mwenyezi Mungu". Akashangaa
lakini kwa udadisi akaamua
kuifungua. Ilikuwa...
.
"Bujibuji: I wanna buy a bra for my girlfriend but I am not sure
about the size.
Shop attendant," Is she slim, big
or like me?"
Bujibuji: just like you.
Shop attendant: Ok then I can
show...
Kajamaa kafupi kembamba na jitu la miraba minne wamekutana kwenye lifti kwenda gorofa ya kumi na sita. Wako wawili tu. Kajamaa kafupi kakawa kanaliangalia lile jitu kwa muda, bonge akaongea: Kilo...
"Kuzaliwa na baba maskini hiyo ni kudra ya Mwenyezi Mungu,
Kuwa na baba mkwe lofa ni kujitakia"
Ushauri huu nina u dedicate kwa Smile na @lara1
amu Arabela charminglady Zion Daughter na...
baada ya kutoka na single ya maswala ya siasa sasa nakuja na;
1.jinsi INNOVATOR anavyo panga kumpiga ban ya mwaka Arushaone,
2. manoah alivyo kua anagegedana na marejesho.
3 Madame B na...
mchumba wako yupo serious anaumwa na dawa yake ni kufanya sex na asipofanya sex atakufa ikifika dakika kumi na hiyo dawa imethibitishwa na madokta na ww hapo haupo apo ospital yupo best friend. je...
Yaani nilikupenda mpaka nikajihamisha international school kukufuata shule ya kata bila wazazi kujua.......
Yaani nilikupenda hadi nikatengeneza wheel cover yenye sura yako nikaweka kwny gari la...
Is anyone watching the History Channel's 'The Bible Miniseries'? I have checked out and wonder if it's really portraying the Bible or if it is teaching the Bible with New Age doctrine mixed. This...
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