JF Chit-Chats
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au kwa sababu ya kugongea michemsho na bia za bure
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Jamaal kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki
yake;
JAMAA: Shemeji,nimekutamani
MKE: Hebu ondoka hapa, unafikiri
rafiki yako akisikia hayo mambo
atasemaje?
JAMAA: Kama nikikulipa shilingi
milioni 1 je...
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Bishanga : Sweetie otea nimekununulia zawadi gani ya birthday?
The secretary : Oh jamani sweetie umeninunulia nini?
Bishanga : Unakumbuka ile RAV4 uliionaga ukaipenda sana rangi yake...
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aunajionaje unapomkuta dadako,akiwa amebanananishwa sehemu kimalove na mshkaji,akifanya romance,au akiwa anatongozwa tartiib kwenye kigiza.Au akishikwa makalio mbele yako?
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I have on several occassion seen women seriously fighting each other to an extent of undressing and hurting one another. The most causes of these fights are mostly Men. why the hell should women...
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Tuone kama itawezekana subirini matokeo Rasmi... na kama akiwa Papa ataukana uraia wa Tanzania!
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Win an IPAD, a CAR and a
HOUSE ...Use a sharp
object to scratch here...
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A bank manager confused with
his maths, asked his secretary to
help out, "I have $23,000,000,
what will you take off to get
25%?"
She replied "Sir, honestly I will
take off my blouse, my skirt, my...
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Moshi mwekundu ulionekana katika jumba la Catholic Church Movement.Tukio hilo lilihitimisha kupatikana kwa papa mpya ajulikanae kwa jina la Cardinal Mwanya kutoka katika Jamhuri Kidomoghasia ya...
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Mama wa Kingazija gari ilimshinda na ghafla akawa ameliparamia lango la ofisi ya Usalama wa Taife na nusura alingoe.
Wasamaria wema: Yahe wataka leta chokochoko hapo, ingiza gea ya nyuma, ama...
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Johnny and suzie went to attend sunday school.
The pastor asked suzie: " which body part do you think will go to heaven
Suzie replied:"The heart because it is the one which loves and help us...
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1. Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
2. Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima haipo bize (busy)
3. Mikono yako inapokuwa michafu pua inaanza kuwasha ili uikune...
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Kwa fursa za kiuchumi zilizopo kila mtanzania mwenye uwezo wakufanya kazi naweza mpatia ajira na kila mwananchi anayetaka kusoma ninaweza msomesha bure kwa kiwango chake mwenyewe.
Naweza...
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Ni tukio tulilosubiri kwa hamu
na tushukuru mungu kwa kutupatia
kiongozi mpya wa kanisa katoliki
mungu amuongoze ili nae aweze kuongoza kanisa!
ameeeen!
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Jamani nimemiss sana ka BALANTINES.................
Uwiiii hata JACK DANIELS nitakunywa leo.
wapi Bebiii jamani
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God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all...
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NI kipindi ambacho sekta ya urembo inakua japo kwa kusuasua Bongo. Leo ngoja nizungumze na modo maarufu Jacqueline Patrick Cliff mwenye hulka ya kujianika utupu kwa asilimia 95 mitandaoni kila...
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...mke: bebii unajua ni siku nyingi hatujafanya...
...mume: mh
...mke : mie nimechoka nina hamu..
...mume : mh..
...mke : nitatafuta mwingine humu Jf
....mume: mmmh...
...mke : tena kule chit...
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BAADA ya hivi karibuni msanii wa filamu, Jacqueline Pentzel Jack Chuz kunaswa akipelekwa kuuzwa kwa mwanaume, Naibu Waziri wa Habari, Vijana, Utamaduni na Michezo, Amos Makalla anadaiwa...
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