JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Leo watoto wenye umri kuanziamiaka mitatu kushuka chini wanaandamana kuelekea wizaraustawi wa jamii kudai kuibiwa jina lao "BABY" na kupewa watu wazima wenye ndevu kila sehemu wanaitana BABY...
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Mwalimu kaingia class akiwa na daftari la nukuu, akafunua na kuanza kuandika ubaoni:
Mchele sh. 34,000/-
Unga sh. 26,000/-
Maharage sh. 15,000/-
Pango sh. 150,000/-
Karo sh. 250,000/-
Mafuta...
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Habarini wanaCC,kwa taarifa fupi nilizopata kutoka gerezani(BANN) Mwenyekiti wetu Baba V ameamishiwa gereza la KASUNGAMILE kule wilayani Sengerema,na lile gereza linasifika kwa KULIMA...
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Dar ni mji mkubwa sana kiasi kwamba wengi wetu hadi tunakufa sehemu nyingine za mji huu tutazisikia redioni. Kutokana na ukubwa huo Dar haifanani hata kidogo. hebu tupe tathimini yako wapi...
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1-Urefu na ufupi ni Majaliwa ya Mungu ila Vitambi na Mimba ni juhudi zetu wenyewe.
2-Uzee mwisho Chalinze mjini kila mtu ni Baby
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Once you find symptoms of CCMonia sickness such as 2lithubutu na 2nasongambele or 2vumiliane..., immediately take Chademaquine tablets and surely U will be cured! Chademaquine tablets are...
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Spika: Kuna mtu amejamba humu ndani!
Lisu: Atakuwa pinda huyo mheshimiwa!
Mbowe: Naomba mwongozo wako mheshimiwa Spika, kanuni ya 64, ibara ya 3a inasema kwamba "Mtu akijamba katikati ya kikao...
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Kipaji Halisi...naelekea uzeeni sasa..nakula chumvi tu
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habari wana cc?
Baada ya kutoonekana kwenye familiya hiii kwamuda kidogo hatimaye nimerejea tena kundini.
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Sasa wenzangu wanaJF, naogopa hata kulizungumzia hili tukio maana ni kikao kilichonipa aibu hata ya kuonesha sura yangu hadharani kimataifa maana imekaa kikwetukwetu vile
Hebu sikia hili...
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Zuzu alikuwa anatembea ghafla akaona kitu kama mavi akayagusa na kidole alafu akayalamba..... Akasema duuuh kumbe ni yenyewe NASHUKURU MUNGU SIJA YAKANYAGA!!!!!
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Hebu niambie, ingekuwa wewe ni mwalimu wa chekechekea halafu vitoto viwili unavyovifundisha, cha kike na cha kiume vikaja kukuuliza: "Eti mwalimu, watoto kama sisi tunanaweza kupata ujauzito?"...
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Prove that,0/O=2.Simple arithmetic kwa wale magwiji wa namba!
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Mpemba mmoja alikuwa akimfundisha mwanae wa kike, mambo yalikuwa hivi,,, mpemba:mba,mbe,mbi,,,,mbu! mwanae: mbona umeruka baba ulipofika mbi? mpemba:hiyo niliyoruka utafundishwa na mumeo!
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Shikamoni wakubwa zangu.
Habari zenu vijana wenzangu.
Natanga rasmi kua sina tena mahusiano na Suprise wala Rich woman
Kuanzia sasa nitakua na Nitakua na mimisa ambae siku si chache...
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."...
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Hizi ndio sifa za kila mkoa Tanzania!
DAR-Utapeli
ARUSHA-ustaarabu
MBEYA- matukio ya ajabu
MWANZA-fujo
TANGA- mapenzi
MORO- Starehe
DOM- kuomba
IRINGA-kujinyonga
RUVUMA-pombe
RUKWA- uchawi...
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jamaa alipita sehemu isiyoruhusiwa katika kambi ya jeshi na akapewa adhabu ya kuamisha tofali 1000! jamaa akajitahidi akabeba tofali 900 na akawa hoi!Na ghafla akakumbuka kuwa mkuu wa kambi ni...
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