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2. Simu ina redio,tv,microwave oven,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara n.k.
3. Waweza kuchapa meseji zako kwa...
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90210 Season 5 Episode 17 shielder Bud Dearborne can't additional the force to arise for anyone all-embracing organisation bureau is already asleep already he The Bachelor...
Tende ndio jina lake wala lisikusumbue.
Ni la ajabu umbo lake pia na utamue.
Utamu na ladha yake tofauti na rangie.
Ni kubwa haiba yake mlaji ndio ajuae.
Ni laini nyama yake watamani ujilie...
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alikuwa hajatulia hata kidogo.
Siku moja mkewe akiwa anajivinjari
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ghafla. mkewe akamwambia yule
msela
Usiondoke, lala hivo hivo mume...
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Don't make a woman cry. There is nothing expensive in the world than a woman's tear..
When a drop of tear comes out of the eye, it first mixes with a loreal eyeliner and dior mascara .
When it...
Baada ya wiki mbili za haarusi Mama mtu alimuuliza mwanawe wa kike, Vp maisha ya ndoa? mtoto akajibu Duh! mama kama British Air Ways, mama mtu akatoka mpaka AIRPORT akaenda kuangalia ratiba...
Jamaa mmoja alizamia kwenye semina ya wasomi iliyofanyika Ubungo Plaza.
Muda wa kujitambulisha ukafika.
Wa 1, Naitwa John Jackob niko UDOM mwaka wa 2 nasoma shahada ya SHERIA.
Wa 2, Naitwa...
Waha watatu walienda kwa ndugu yao, walipofika kwa ndugu yao mjini wakapewa soda, walipoondoka mmoja akatia kizibo mfukoni,baadae akamnong'oneza mwenzake,mwenzio nimechukua mbegu vp ww?
wasalamu.
je wajua mambo yasababishayo laana?
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