Kukosa usingizi ni ktu kibaya sana jamani. najaribu kufumba macho lakini wapi dah..................
utashangaa kukikaribia kucha ndo utakuja, nipeni pole mie maana kesho kazi kama kawa alafu niko...
Mwalimu alimuuliza John darasani,
"Ukiwa mkubwa, utataka nini?"
John akajibu;
"Nataka niwe na pesa, nioe mke
mrembo; tuwe tunaogelea pamoja,
niwe nikifanya mapenzi nae mara tatu
kwa siku...
ndio tumekutana na tukapendana,nikiwa na hizi raster zangu..iweje leo uniambie ninyoe nimefuga miaka 8 nimezigaramia kama mtoto,umenikuta na washikaji zangu iweje leo uniambie niwatenge unajua...
Nimesubir mpaka bas nikijua wadau waliofika white pat wataweka picha lkn hamna ki2! Jaman 2wekeen picha na ce ambao ha2kuepo 2faudu lol... Km hamtak 2one sura zenu bas weken hata miguu.
Wadau kutokana na kuibuka kwa wimbi la wanajamvi kutangaza nia na ndoa kila leo hapa jamvini, nimeona ni vema kuwe na utaratibu mzuri ambao utakubalika wa mtu kuufuata ili kuepusha mgongano wa...
Wanajamvi Marhaba, Mwaka huu Mwenyekiti niko kidijitali zaidi, yaani short and clear, haina chenga. Na mwaka huu naanza kama ifuatavyo.
Siku si nyingi hapo nyuma kijana Slave alitangaza nia...
While playing in the backyard,Ntonku kills a honeybee.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says,''No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon,Ntonku's dad catches...
One day a couple was talking and express their feelings...mkaka started...
Broza: I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day...
They say you get into a darkroom you given condoms to have sex with a stranger, you both cant see each other but can just feel each other and not supposed to talk and after the 2nd round you will...
kwanza ni muheshimiwa rais jk na mr reginald mengi.si kwamba awajui ila da wanapata shida kuunganisha maneno mfano to to to to zinakuwa nyingi na and and and and,
si kwamba awajui ila da!!!
Zuzu alikuwa anatembea barabarani mwenyewe ghafla akaona ki2 kama mavi akagusa na kidole akalamba,akasema 'eeeh kumbe ni yenyewe,afadhali, kama nilijua sikuyakanyaga'
There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."...