JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna mwarabu mmoja mkoani moro alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi aliyemwibia kitu fulani.Basi alipoona hakuna dalili za kumkamata,akaingiza mkono mfukoni huku akikimbia ili atoe bastola!duuh!si ndo...
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A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
No.2
A lady lost three...
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Tatizo la facebook
unaweka status ya kumponda
mtu ila cha kushangaza
uliyemponda ndo wa kwanza
kuLIKE.
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umefika zako dukani unataka kununua kondomu za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko ile unaanza kusema: Muuzaji naomba unipatie ko........! Unageuka nyuma unakutana uso
kwa macho na mama watoto wako...
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Jaman nmetabiliwa kwamba ntakuwa tajr''billionaire'' kesho nkiamka. Haya xaxa leta dada,shangaz,bnamu,ka we mwanamke,njoo mwenyewe nkuoe maana nafasi n chache xana na uxje ukajlaumu umekoxa nafac...
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Chitchatters, share this joy with me, party itafanyikia kwenye ukumbi wa Chitchat pub&restaurant.
Napokea maombi ya kuwepo kwenye kamati ya maandalizi.
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Mangotengoteeee......
Arushaone,
Chimbuvu,
Erickb52,
Marry Hunbig,
Madame B,
King'asti,
Ciello,
Baba V na wengine wote ni mazombizombi!!!
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Nimekuwa nazunguka sehemu nyingi hapa Dar kupata vituko, lakini kwa kweli hizi sehemu wanazokwenda enjoy wale wanaojiona wako juu kuna vituko vikali sana, kwa kawaida huwa nakaa pembeni na Fanta...
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Wana Jamiiii
NIMERUDI TENA BAADA YA KUWA NJE YA MTANDAO KWA MUDA NAWASALIMU WOTE
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Embu cheki kidogo mwana wa kwetu, -Ilikuwa hivi m
Mlevi kaona mchungaji anawabatiza watu naye akajisogeza mchunaji akamuuliza nawe unahitaji kubatizwa mlevi akasema ndiyo. Mchungaji akamzamisha...
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mazuzu watano waliambiwa watengeneze tv za maboksi,wanne wote wakatengeneza kasoro mmoja akabaki ameshikilia karatasi wakajua amepona.alipo ulizwa kwanini ajatengeneza akajibu YANGU MIMI FLAT...
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Dah!
Naona kilio chetu kimesikiwa na amu kaachiwa tena!!
Oyeee!
Thanks mods!
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Siku moja binti alikuwa anasumbuliwa na haja ndogo ilim'bidi aende hospitali akacheki:
Binti: Doctor nikikojoa natowa mkojo wa brown.
Doctor:Unafanya mapenzi mara ngapi kwa siku?
Binti:Nafanya...
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why is there Mother----ing and not father----ing?
Why do eyes blink?
if a tortoise loses its shell is it homeless or Unclad ??
can a teacher give an homeless child, homework to do?
what colour is...
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Shoga (gay) mmoja amekataa kuchangia mchago wa harusi kwa madai kuwa hakupewa kipao mbele kwenye kadi ya mchango wa harusi alotumiwa. Hii inatokana na kwenye kadi kuwa na...
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mke aliona mapenzi kwa mumewe yanapungua daily na kuhisi kua mme wake ameanza kudate na house girl.siku moja akamtuma h/g kwao na yeye akaingia utupu chumbani kwa h/g picha linaanza ghafla...
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Wakubwa shikamoo zenu wadogo habari zenu
Mimi niko mgeni kwa hili jukwaa, lakini ni mwenyeji hapa JF kwa sababu nilikuwa msomaji tangu mwaka jana na mwaka huu ndo nimeona nijiunge ili na mie...
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Kuna jamaa alimtoa auti demu flani skuli inapanda kimtindo sasa wakiwa wamekaa kwenye meza mazungumzo yakaanza
WAITER: Nikuleteen nini waheshimiwa
JAMAA: jamaa kujifanya naye kimombo kimo...
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Hand post ** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
** " P D N F"--- please do no fold
Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe!
Time and ability plus...
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