JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Bishanga ndo nshajizeekea jamani,mai waif mama The secretary bishanga choka mbaya, hawara yangu Kongosho ndo kabisa anatembea na dripu,kimada wangu Mamndenyi ndo kakongoroka bi kidude ana...
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Unapewa taarifa kuwa mumeo wa ndoa yuko na hawara yake wamekaa garden, ile unafika karibu yao unasikia kimada wake anamwambia
"Honey chukua hii laki 7 hizi umpelekee mkeo nyumbani umwambie...
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Wageni wengine ni noma sana, hebu angalia hapa:
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni! Sijui utatumia nini, soda au chai?
Mgeni: Nitakunywa soda wakati nasubiria chai ichemke!
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Hili jamaa na ukubwa wake, lilichukua kibano kutoka kwa Kabinti kadogo kenye Mkanda Mweusi, dahh hadi anatia huruma.
Alibaki tu akifoka " I will kick your a$$." Hapo alishawekwa chini kama...
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Siku moja baba alimwaga mkewe anaenda safari kikazi ambaya ingemchuwa miezi 6 nje ya mkoa, sasa wakati mkewe anamsindikiza ilikuwa hv:
Mke: Mme wangu ntakumisi kweli ila sina namna jinsi...
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Nadhani wataalamu wa Kiswahili watusaidie katika hili kwani si kiswahili fasaha mf, NAKALIA:
Chang'ombe,Kigogo,Upanga nk
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wadau mnisaidie ilipo location nataka na mie nipate walau ndyofu moja. . .na pia namtafuta mmiliki wake Erickb52
Cc:@Filipo & Arushaone
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Ndugu wana Jf hasa wana Chit-Chat , tuweni na mpangilio wa kuanzisha thread, na sio tu ukijisikia kuanzisha thread basi unaanzisha na matokeo yake tunakuta hata baadhi ya thread hukosa...
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Habari wana Jf
Nimekuwa nikifuatilia matukio mbali mbali ya wabongo walivyo na akili lakini hawatumii akili ya kwa maendeleo bali kwa kuharibu au kurudisha maendeleo nyuma.
Nakumbuka kulikuwa na...
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Thread unayosoma kwa sasa haichekeshi, jaribu tena nyingine
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siku moja mwalimu wa sayansi aliingi darasani kwa akinana kizibo,kizibo alikuwa na swali la mtego kwa mwalimu wake,mambo yalikuwa hivi:
Kizibo.Eti mwalimu,hivi ukichanganya sabuni ya OMO na FOMA...
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kwa leo hakuna mtu anandugu yake amepanda treni la mwakiembe leo maana dereva alijua ni long trip so kanyoosha na sasa ndo wako tabora wanarudi...
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Mmasai 1 alpeleka redio kwa fundi, fundi alpofungua mende wakatoka masai akasema "xaxa mbna unawatoa watazangaji" fundi akajibu "wana njaa kinouma."
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Hapa nipo na Madame B, Paloma, Mtambuzi, Kijino na Lusile
karibuni tusongeshe na Govinder Kumar Brandy, Contesa, Dompo, Ndovu, na Castle Light.
Karibuni sana...........
Updates:manoah...
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Wadau habari zenyu binafsi!!!!!!!
nami leo nimemuota Madame B.... Ati tulikuwa mahali tunamteta lara 1 tukiulizana kwanini hajainekana kwenye "Kumbukumbuku ya marehemu Regia" Ndiposa tukapata...
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Jamaa mmoja mkazi wa lamu amempa mkewe taraka 3 baada ya kukasirishwa na maneno yaliyoandikwa kwenye kanga aliyovaa mkewe.
Jamaa ambaye alisafiri kwa muda wa miezi 2,alishtushwa aliporudi na...
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Sheria ya usingizi ya mwaka 2012 ibara ya 2, inasema;- "ndoto ni haki ya msingi ya kila asinziaye" kifungu cha 3 (c) cha sheria hiyo kinampa haki mtu yeyote kulala na kuota ndoto na kutakiwa au...
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Wandugu wana JF na marafiki wote wa JF, napenda kuwapa habari njema kuwa nimepata Mtoto wa Kiume kwa mkewangu mpenzi. Nimempa jina "NSALA" kwa wale Wasukuma wekeni maana hapo kwenye Bold....
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Nikivaa boxer kifaa yangu haikai vizuri. inawezekana sijajua zinavyotumika? Mi napiga boxer na trousers tu. naomba ushauri wa matumizi sahihi ya boxer pant.
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