Habari ya asubuhi Jf members
Mlevi mmoja alibatizwa kwa ubatizo wa maji mengi,akazamishwa kwenye maji na kuibuliwa mchungaji akamwambia kuanzia sasa hautaitwa NSURI utaitwa SURI umezaliwa upya...
kuna siku Dr. Lwaitama alikuwa na lecture ya CL pale Nkruma hall, umeme ukakatika, mic ikawa haifanyi kazi, yeye akawa anaendelea kupiga pindi
Wanafunzi: Hatusikiiiii!!!!!
Lwaitama...
Nimemuota huyu kimwana muda mfupi uliopita.Ana vitu hadimu sana ktk 6x6.Kiukweli simujui na wala sijawahi kumwambia kama namuhitaji kimapenzi,cha kushangaza muda mfupi uliopita nimemuota tupo...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon...
A guy asked a girl in a library; Do
you mind if I sit beside you? The
girl answered with a loud voice; "I
DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!.
All the students in the library...
kuna wanafunzi wawili walikuwa ni vipanga sana darasani.Siku moja wakati mwalimu anafundisha,wenyewe wakazwa wanapiga story tu bila wasiwsi,mwalimu akwaona,akachukua fimbo akawafata na kuanza...
Special thanks kwa wana JF wa Arusha, nimefurahia kuwepo Arusha though muda ulikua ni mfupi nimeenjoy kuwa part ya JF.
Special thanks.: Arushaone Filipo Erickb52 na niliowasiliana nao sweetlady...
Mlokole mwenye guest
alikataa yanki mmoja
aliyekuja na mama mtu
mzima kupata chumba
akisisitiza kuwa guest yake
hairuhusu uasherati. Yule
mama akaja juu na
kumwambia Mlokole kuwa
yule...
jamaa amekaa jikoni na mke wake.. Mke
katoka kidogo jamaa akadokoa nyama
jikoni, kwa bahati mbaya nyama
ikamkwama kooni... Katika harakati za
kujiokoa ghafla mke akatoke. Mke
akamuuliza...
Aaaaah!,nshajua kutofautsha kat ya demu na ndume humu jf 1.mademu hawa2kan direct 2.majina ya mademu n mara nyingi ya kujiproud/mazur c ka ndume.3.harufu ya post za madu ni ya pafyumu c ka ndume...
Nimeona kupitia TBC - 1 kwenye maazimisho ya siku ya Mapinduzi trh 12.1.2013 mlinzi wa kike wa mke wa Rais wa SMZ Mwanamwema Shein akimfuatilia mama kwa nyuma huku akimwekea mkono kama anamkingia...
mlevi na mchungaji walikutana ndani ya daladala, sasa mchungaji hakupendezwa na kitendo cha yula mlev kulewa ndani ya daladala akaamua kumuuliza swali na mazungumzo yao yalikua hivi:mchungaji...
Baba aliona mkwe amepunguza mapenzi kwake, ni baada ya mke wake kujifungua mtoto ,bac akaamua kutafuta sumu ya kumuua mtoto akaamka mapema,akampaka mke wake sumu kwenye maziwa ili mtoto akinyonya...
ZUZU; Unajuwa zumbukuku dhambi zingekuwa amna sema daaa adam na eva ndio wametuponza
ZUMBUKUKU;kwann leo umewaza hivyo??
ZUZU;Adam na Eva wangekuwa wachina,dhambi isinge kuwepo ,kwan wangemla...
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