CLASSIC:-
[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho nitasafari na boss
kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu anasafiri,kuwa...
kuna jamaa alitoka sumbawanga akaja dar kuroga.
akafika PPF tower,akawa amesimama mble ya jengo mahali penye mlango wa lift,mara wakaingia watu watatu,msichan mmoja na wanaume wawili,baada ya dk...
Sasa nadhani ule mjadala usiokuwa na tija kwenye nchi yetu umepatiwa ufumbuzi. Manake ukiangalia kushoto unaulizwa "jiulize kwanza tupo wangapi" ukimuona mhindi anacheka "mpo wangapi" ilikuwa full...
A dog asks a cat "How come I've
never seen you cats making love
in public?" The cat replies, "Do you
want humans to steal our style
like they did yours?"
Zungumza na watu wengi waliofanikiwa ndani na nje ya Tanzania, watakwambia kwamba mojawapo ya siri za kufanikiwa katika maisha ni kuwa na mikakati kwa vitendo; Ndiyo kusema kwamba kama hukuwa na...
Ingawa tumezoea utani wa jukwaa hili, habari hii ni ya kweli kabisa kuwa mwenzetu anaumwa hajiwezi. Tarehe 28:12:2012, alizidiwa kiasi cha kukata kauli. Waume na wake tumuombeeni kwani hajiwezi...
Hii kitu imenitokea mimi na ni ukweli 100%, nafahamu kuwa kwa wengi itakuwa ngumu kuamini,ila take it from me,haya mambo yapo.
Ni hivi.Historia yangu ya masuala ya kitaaluma ni kuwa Tangu...
A c o o l f l k i n d d g o o d l i d f g r e a t f u l l s ex y n w s h u m b l e g o d f e a r i n g h a h y p e r l o g i c s o c i a l g k s h y lo y a l f r i e n d l y d o un d e r s t a n d...
Thanks a lot jamii forums kwa burudani mnayotupa, mafundisho na furaha katika maisha..
Kusema kweli threads ambazo sitazisahau 2012 ni hizi zifuatazo
1. Matola vs Zomba jukwaa la siasa.. hii...
Habari wana MMU
Natumaini mko wazima ila wachache wanaoumwa nami nawaombea kwa Mungu awaponye,
Leo nimekuja na hoja hii ya baadhi ya watu ambao wanakuwa katika hali fulani ya maisha yaani...
V.I.P Ni aina ya chupi ambazo zilitawala sana kila mwanafunzi alikuwa Nayo bila kujali jinsia,
Maajabu ya V.I.P Kwa wale wana michezo watakumbuka zilikuwa Raisi sana kukatika pale ikweta,Then...
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