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Wadau wana chit chat,mapema leo nilitangaza kutafutamchumba hapa jamvini. Yamekuja mapendekezo mengi na ushauri mwingi. Baada ya kupitia mapendekezo kwa makini na kuyafanyia kazi nimefikia uamuzi...
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Habari njema kwa wabahiri kama wewe,nakukumbusha usinunue kalenda ya mwaka 2013,kwani unaweza kuitumia ile ya 1985,1991 na 2002..zipo sawasawa.
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Kuna mzee 1, aligongwa na pikipiki, ikamuangusha chini na kulalamika kwa maumivu, akatokea msamaria mwema akaagiza "MLETEENI MAZIWA!" yule babu kusikia vile akasema "NA MAANDAZI MATATU".
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A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"
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Macho yako ka mke wa mtu aliyefumaniwa,poa twende xaxa,xaxa,unatembea na demu unatngsha mwenyewe.....,
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mwizi acha atoe KALI mahakamani baada ya kusomewa mashitaka yake ya wizi wa SIMU akapewa nafasi ya kujitetea ikawa hivi,"Nilikuwa napita zangu nikasikia simu inaita NIBEBE NIBEBE UNICHUKUE...
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Heri ya Mwaka mpya wana JF wote! mwaka 2012 JF sikutimiza malengo yangu yote mimi niliingia humu JF ili niopoe mdada angalau mmoja humu lakini jitihada ziligonga mwamba wadada wa humu ni...
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Kama unataka kuwa maarufu Tanzania na duniani kote kwa muda mfupi tena bila gharama, chukua kitoto cha nguruwe kakifungie msikitini, piga chata lako hapo, halafu sikilizia. Warning: Don't try this!
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Nimesoma kwa shida na taabu nyingi, misukosuko na dhoruba ndizo zinazo endelea kunisonga tangu nikiwa mdogo, labda rabsha hizo kwa kizungu ndio huitwa challenges. Mtaa ninaoishi ni wa hali ya...
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Jamani huyu member mbona haonekani jamvini kulikoni?
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Heheh'ni lip kati ya haya hujawah kufanya utotoni: 1: Kucheza kombolela 2: Kukojoa kitandani 3: Kulamba mafua 4: Kubaka panzi 5: Kulilia nguo za ckukuu 6: Kucheza kibaba na kimama 7...
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habari waheshimiwa wa CC? nimeona Mwaka huu nianze na tangazo nililofunga nalo mwaka 2012, kwa salamu kuwa nimerudi na kama kuna mtu alishika nafasi yangu mwambieni mapema am back salamu nyingi...
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Mlevi mmoja alikuwa anapita kando ya mto, mara akamwona Pastor anawabatiza watu. Akaamua na yeye kujiunga kwenye foleni, ilipofika zamu yake akazamishwa mara ya kwanza. Akaulizwa ''umempokea YESU...
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Leo wakati nanunua magazeti niligundua kuwa wote waliotangulia kununua hawakuchukua gazeti la juu. Nikamuomba muuzaji ajaribu kumtolea mteja anayefuata gazeti la juu kabisa, lakini naye akakataa...
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Nimekuja kuwashika wana Chit Chat, Hebu pigeni makofi tafadhali
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hellow CC, Hope mko poa, nipo njiani kwenda Moshi, na wiki hii wana Jf wa Arusha nina kikao na nyinyi. Have a nice Sunday every1 I love you all.
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Hii nimeinyaka mahali: Juzi wakati naelekea home nilipita pale Salenda bridge nikaona mfuko umetupwa kando ya barabara,nikasogea nikaangalia ndani nikakuta millioni 5 na vitu vyingine kibao...
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Mie natokea ukoo wa akina king'ast, na arabela. Nakusudia kufunga ndoa na mrembo yeyote mwenye uzuri na sifa yeyote,ndoa itafungiwa hapa ha CC.na tarehe itatangazwa baada ya kumpata mrembo. Haya...
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mkipata taharifa kuna ndege nyingine ya serikali inauzwa laki 5,naomba mnishtue,niko na ndoto siku nyingi ya kumilik ndege ata kama isipopaa nitaiweka garden tu kama kivutio, atayepata taharifa...
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