JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Utafiti unaoneshe IQ na EI vya manoah ni zaidi ya Mwigluuu Chembaaa na Naaapeee. Sasa si ni bora wange mteua manoah kua katibu au muenezi wa itikadi wa chama. Maana kidogo manoah anakua na busara...
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A female teacher was having
problems
with boy in her 3rd grade Class.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be
in 4th
grade, i'm smarter than my sister
but she's
in 4th grade".
Madam (the...
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Nimekutana na tangazo hili la kazi ya Computer Engineer, lakini namba ya simu ili kuipata hiyo kazi ni sharti upige kwanza simu, na namba ya hiyo simu imeandikwa kimafumbo. Nami niko huku shamba...
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Tosabiso abangise pepe naliko naipele botema nangae sherii nono ya CHISTMASE mobili mobimba naitese didii moningate ya MWAKA MPYA. motema nayaya tete nangai sherii. Izamote na mwana nzambe ya 2013.
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Jaman mi n mwanaume na miaka 0+cjui ngap,mrefu mrefu,mdogo wake obama,natafuta mchumba
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I Called my friend and this is what his caller tune had;
You asked for my Phone Number and i Gave it to you
You asked to marry me and i gave you my whole
You asked for peace and Love and i gave...
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There was an accident, the police came in and started investigations. this time the interrogation was between the police and the cat.
Police: What has happened?
Cat: My Masters and were involved...
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I'm so sor sweetylady naamini itakuwa vigumu kunielewa ila ndivyo ilivyo. Mapenzi yetu yalikuwa matamu na mda mwingine machungu ila niliweza kuvumilia. Visa vingi umenifanyia hivyo kunifanya...
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Kuna waliotaka jana nipigwe BAN ya maisha mods wakaipotezea, wengine wakaniponda na maneno mabaya wakadhani nitaogopa nipotee humu, kudadadeki hatishwi mtu nyau hapa, weraaaaaaaaaa!!
Halafu leo...
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A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company...
He said
Our 2nd rule is cleanliness. Did u wipe ur feet on the mat before coming in?
the applicant replied,
Yes Sir! I did...
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Walevi waliokota kioo.,mlevi wa kwanza baada ya kutazama akasema.,"Hii sura si ngeni ila jina silikumbuki"..Mwenzie akakichukua kile kioo na kuangalia kisha akasema "We chizi kweli,si mimi huyu...
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Hayawi hayawi yamekuwa. Kama kuna watu walikuwa na mashaka basi wakuje waone wenyewe.
Karibuni sana wageni & feel at home!!
Babu DC!
Updates
Day 1 imeisha salama na sasa tunasonga mbele...
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Wanabodi.
Naomba kuuliza kidogo kuhusu New Technology ya Digital.
Eti wale wenye simu zenye TV wanatakiwa kununua king'amuzi ili kuona TV.
Nifahamisheni wanabodi.
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Kiufupi ni kwamba nimeboreka sana na nina mihasira balaa hapa nilipo.
Nimewatafuta wala bata kama watatu ambao natoka nao wote wamekumbatiwa hawawezi kutoka.
Na mie leo kila nikikaa kitandani...
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WABHEJASANA azichapa kavu kavu na gfsonwin TAIFA watu8 aamulia bila mafanikio mpambano ukawa droo
Zinapigwa, watu8 anaamulia
Ndondi
watu8[/USER] alijitahidi sana...
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Filipo, Blaki Womani, marejesho, Lily Flower, sweetlady, Arushaone, Erickb52, Mzee wa Rula PakaJimmy na wengineo kutoka kila kona ya chitchat
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Choose your actions and words wisely this year so that you are remembered as a good human being, a great friend and a true guide when you end this year. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Nenda wana kwenda mwanawani lakini hii nizaidi ya kali. Ewe mwanaume, unawezaje kupokea kichapo toka kwa mwanamke uliye mlala na akakuzalia issue? Kama si laana ni nini? Nadhani hata wale wa...
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Hi dear; Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular...
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Jumuiya na ubalozi watanzania washington.. ..wanakuletea.....new year's eve bash kwa watanzania wote wa dmv na majirani....burudani kutoka kwa lokassa ya mbongo...freeee champagne toast at...
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