Ndugu wana JF mie lengo langu kujua chuo bora hapa Tanzania kwan nina mpango wa kijiunga nacho mwakani..unaweza kuchanganua kikozi pia.... lakin nataka sana biashara, sheria na utawala
A certain man from ukweren was in U.S.A, n' saw one building with no power, He asked 'I thought there is no mgawo in the U.S.A? One guy replied "it is the tanzanian Embassy"
Kuna jamaa mwenzenu nimekaa nae mtu mzima anajiongeleshaaa
af mtu mzima
anasema sema siri zake na mke wake
anajisifu sifu anafikiri mi namuona mjanja
kumbe ananiboa niko busy nachart
hebu...
A young boy and a girl of the same age went to the bathroom to have a bath. When they both took off their clothes, the girl looked at the boy and said'
"Can I touch it?" Asked the girl
"No way --...
John had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it...
Habari za wakati huu wanajamii Wenzangu. Mimi kama mmoja ya wadau wa elimu na masuala ya kijamii nina maono flani nataka kuyafikisha kwenu kwa
ushauri na upembuzi zaidi. Kwa nini serikali ama...
Ukweli nikuwa naye humu JF kwa mwaka sasa ila nimeachana naye naye simwingine najua nyote hili jina siyo geni masikioni mwenu!Ni huyu 2012 nimeachana naye na kwasasa ninaye 2013 ila sijui tabia...
Hapa tunakatakata madebe,na kupasha moto madufu.
Ikifika mda kutembeza mitaa yote ya huku kwetu migomigo.
Kama upo karibu dondosha eneo lako tukuletee mpaka uwanjani umuone amu anavyosakata...
hadi nimetoka Tanga, hakuna aliyeweza kunitambua achilia mbali kunitazama kwa macho ya samaki na Paka.
Mshindwe midume nyie wachoyo wa mali zenu.
Happy New Year, bora niwasamehe bure
Jamani kuna mtu kaniambie eti waigizaji Vicent Kigosi( Ray) na Blandina Chagula ( Johari) ni wapenzi au kwa lugha nyingine ni mke na mme vipi wakuu kuna mwenye data kamili atumwagie hapa.
kha..!! Mi leo nmeshangaa sana et ndo mwaka mpya nikijua ntaona kumebadilika kidogo labda ata jua lingewaka la rangi ya blue.....agrrr....!!! damn it huu mwaka nahisi utakua ni mtumba
NB:sio...
Mzee mmoja aliongozana na binti yake kwenda kwa mwanaume aliyempa mimba, huku akitweta kwa hasira. Mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:- KIJANA:- Ni kweli mzee mimi nimemtia mimba binti yako. Ila akizaa...
Juzi tulipata wageni kutoka China walikuja kutembea nchini kwetu na kusherehekea mwaka mpya. Katuka watu waliokuwemo kwenye msafara wa kuwaongoza namimi nilikuwemo kwakuwa najua kichina kidogo...
Habari wana jamvi la Chitchat...
Pasipo kupoteza wakati naamini wengi wetu tumekuwa tukifuatilia mchakato mzima wa kumpata JF Miss Chit tangu ulipoanza na hata leo tar 31/12/2012 ndio hitimisho...
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