Habari za majukumu wana JF wenzangu?
Hii ishu imekaa kiutani na kiudaku udaku vile japo nasikia ni Kitu ya kweli!
Jamani kama ni kweli naombeni mtujuze ambao hatujazaliwa zamani na kujua...
What is the sweetest thing in
this world?
a. Kissing
b. Eating chocolates
c. Alcohol
d. Smoking weed
e. Having money
f. Knowing God
g. Getting married
h. Having babies
i. Having peace...
Kitu Preta, kitu sweetlady, kitu marejesho hahaaaaaaaaa!
Wacha nikachukue likizo ya uzazi nikasherekee
Kuanzia sasa nimefuta mpango wa kumtafuta Ayumi, mjomba wangu Preta nitakuagiza mahali...
Natoa ofa kwa mtu yeyote yule kuniuliza swali lolote lile ambalo jibu lake halijaandikwa, halijachorwa au kujibiwa mahali popote pale nami nitamjibu kwa ufasaha uliotukuka. Offer kama hizi ni mara...
Wadau wa jukwa lengwa la Jf Chit-Chat!
Hebu tutazameni na majina yetu,kuna haja ya mmoja kwenda off?
Nasubiria maoni yenu wadau wa jukwaa tajwa!
Kwani Mi naona makengeza vile!
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible.
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because...
Graduating school of Journalism last friday was one thing, exposure was another.
Kazi yangu ya kwanza imetoka kwenye gazeti la The African, ukurasa wa 68, cover story ya michezo.
Though there is...
Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour."
Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?"
Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you...
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"...
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all...
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad...
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if My father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, Id have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"