JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari zenu kina NShomile? Leo nipo kwenu naomba kujua maeneo yenu vizuri, chakula kizuri nitakipata wapi? na sehemu gani yenye full soft drinks but iko cool na safi na nifahamu pia kama mna siku...
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Today, I would like to talk about myself.
Many of you do not know who Superman is. There are members in here @JF who think Superman is just an ordinary man, but I am not.
Superman is a brave...
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. After he had left, those who remained started discussing...
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Baada ya tuhuma za wizi toka jirani yake, kesi ilifika kwa mjumbe.... mjumbe: ni kweli umeiba? Mnyakyusa: ndiyo nimeiba Mjumbe:narudia tena ya pili, kweli umeiba? Mnyakyusa: ndiyo...
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Wivu unatabu sana, bwana mmoja alikuwa na wake wawili, siku 1 usiku yule bwana alilala kwa mke mdogo chumba cha pili, ktk kustarehe yule bwana AKANOGEWA akaanza kusema kwa sauti nako***, mke...
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Kuna wanawake ukiwapa zawadi ya Chocolate basi inakuwa umemaliza kila kitu,lakini wengine bila chips yai ua kuku basi wewe unaonekana "how comes". Hii kitu inanichanganya hadi najiuliza hivi hawa...
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Huyo braza sijui ni nani sijamtambua!!
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Kesho Mungu akipenda natarajia kuanza safari ya kurudi Mzumbeni/MOROGORO, mnamo majira ya saa 2 au 3 usiku nitakuwa nimefika Moro, kwa mida hiyo ninapaswa kulala Moro mjini/gesti halafu asubuhi...
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Mm ni ss ninasoma chuo kikuu cha dodoma mwaka wa tatu ba-education.. Kwa muda mwingi nilikuwa nikilelewa na kaka yangu ila by this moment i need to see my mum because mum ndiye mwenye kufahamu how...
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Wadau wenzangu habarini za jioni .
"Kosa sura pata zegembe"
Awali ya yote naomba jamvi linielewe kua hayo maneno (headin') yaliobeba Sredi hii si maneno yangu.
Maneno hayo nimeyasikia...
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inasemekana majina ya ki bongo ni maneno ya vichekesho na maneno ya ajabu ktk lugha za ki magharibi..
maana yake..
asili yake..
chanzo chake...
*reply* hapa jina lako ujibiwe..
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Ni aghalabu kuwakosa hawa jf, nitonye, sweetlady, bagah, nyani ngabu, ashadii, firstlady, boflo, cantalisia, bishanga, walinazi(huyu kaja juzi juzi tu hapa jf lakini yumo), youngmaster, na........,
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Niko kwenye kamtihani kadogo, kuna ka binti ka dadangu kamekuja hapa home kwangu hasa mi niko bored kinoma am broke mambo ya DSTV na Star times kwishney kitambo, movie zote nimemaliza, kujisomea...
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Umeamka saa 11 alfajiri ,unahisi kuna mtu amelala pembeni yako unajikagua unagundua umevaa kufuli tu na si kawaida na jana yake unakumbuka ulilala pekee yako,si ivyo tu na si kawaida yako kutumia...
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Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told...
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Mguu pande,mguu sawa,mguu pande,mguu sawa,mguu pande.
Mbele geuka,nyuma geuka,kushoto geuka,kulia geuka.
Mbele tembea.
Hi hap hap hap,hi hap hap hap,gwaride hima,
kushoto geuka,moja mbili tatu...
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basi bwana kongosho akaendelea kunitumia sms kuwa yupo mbagala pale mission,hivyo niende kukutana nae,kwa kuwa nilikuwa na shauku ya kujua ni mvurana au msichana nikachukua pikipiki yangu mpaka...
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Nakumbuka kipindi kile balehe zinaanza kunisumbua, basi ilikuwa ni furaha pale tanesco wakatapo umeme na kuwa giza. Ilikuwa unakamata kabinti gizani halafu unazama mdomoni.
Balaa ni pale...
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Dokta: Samahani nina habari mbaya, na nyingine mbaya sana kwako
Mgonjwa: Dah! haya nieleze hizo habari mbaya .
Dokta: Majibu ya vipimo vyako yametoka. Inaonekana una masaa 24 tu ya kuishi...
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Yaliyomo yamoo! Mfanyabiashara mmoja mzaliwa wa muheza tanga. mwenye kupenda sifa na majivunoaliamua kutimba usukumani na kuoa, siku moja mbele ya rafiki zake akijisifu kuwa yeye ni mjanja na...
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