JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kila kikicha kwenye TV,redio na magazeti kunakuwa na taarifa ya wasichana wa kuanzia miaka 16-19 wanaotangazwa kupotea kwao au kutokuonekana kwa muda hivyo wazazi na ndugu kulazimika kuomba msaada...
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Ilikuwa mwaka 2008 kipindi hicho nilikuwa naendesha lory ya mizigo almaarufu kama FUSO.,
Basi sikuhyo tulikuwa tunatoka maeneo ya mufindi iringa kuchukua mbao tupeleke Dar...
Tukiwa...
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Msomi alikua anataka kuvuka mto kwa mtumbwi maongezi yao yalikua hivi-
Msomi-ndugu umesoma mpaka darasa la ngapi?
Mvushaji- darasa la 7
Msomi- umepoteza asilimia 20 ya maisha yako...
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A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it...
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Rafiki yangu aliniambia kuwa alipokuwa chuo alikuwa akienda kujipatia huduma kwa Sewa Buguruni. Alinieleza kuwa kila alipokuwa akienda alikuta wanachuo wengi nao wakipata huduma mbali mbali mbali...
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jamani mie ktk urembo wote anaokua nao binti.... shida yangu mie uwa ni macho tu jamani...
uwa kuna wasichana wanakuaga na macho flani ivi.. kama yamelegea... huitwa macho mkato..
Nayapenda macho...
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A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully: Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did? God Almighty will forgive you...
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Wanawake wawili marafiki wakubwa wamekaa maskani kimyaaa.
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Jamaa m1 ktk kijij flan alikua na tabia ya kupiga chabo madirishan kwa watu! Siku ya siku akapiga chabo kwenye dirisha flan ambalo ndan kulikua na wapenzi wanangonoka. Midadi ikampanda nae akawa...
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Nimechagua vitasa kwa sababu Vitasa ndiyo balaa kama pale Muhimbili vitasa vinashikwa na wagonjwa na wazima wangapi kabla ya wewe kukishika. Lakini pia kuna nguzo za kwenye usafiri wa Umma kama...
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts
water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having
suspicious as for the quality of the wine, he decides to...
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John aliingia kwenye "washrooms" za airport muda mfupi kabla ya kupanda ndege. Akiwa chooni akasikia sauti toka chumba jirani na alipokuwa:
Sauti: Hi!
John akajibu: Hi!
Sauti: Uko wapi?
John...
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WAKATI MWINGINE DALADALA
INARAHA ZAKE,KWA WALE WENYE
MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI
DALADALA...HIVI NDO VIOJA
TUNAVYOPATA WENZENU
BARABARANI! Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za...
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...wana CC...
nimetoka leo...napata safari(BEER) tartiib.... Ila kuna bint yuko pembeni yangu ananikonyeza... na yupo na Mtu wake...
How?
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Nilipewa namba yke na rfk yngu aliyekuwa anatembea na rfk yake yeye! Anaitwa Esther na ndipo nlimpigia nikimtaka tuonane sehemu kw mazungumzo zaidi! Hakunikatalia,akasema wkiend tuöane...
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Aisee MADEMU WENGINE SIO WA
KUPARAMIA JAMANI LEO NIMEKOMA.
Na sitarudia tena ujinga huu, sasa
demu mwenyewe cmjui nimemchukua
njiani tu kwa tamaa tukaenda guest,
tumekaa kanichekelea...
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imamu kawaambia wanawake mckitini,anaeteswa na mumewe kati yenu asimame,woote wakasimama kasoro mmoja tu kabaki amekaa. imamu akamwambia"mashaallah wewe huteswi na mumeo"? akajibu,"kanivunja miguu...
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Kwa kweli katika maisha kuna vitu vidogo sana lakini vinaumiza saaaaana moyo, na vinatoa maumivu makali sana. Kama unabisha JICHOME NA PINI KWENYE MAKALIO uone maumivu yake
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SECTION A
Hivi kama ni kweli wanawake ni wengi kuliko wanaume (five women per man), nyumba ndogo zitaisha? Changudoa's wataisha?
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SECTION B
Wimbi la wanaume kuchelea au kutokuoa lina...
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