Wanawake wengi siku hizi wana tabia ya kuvaa mavazi ambayo yana display mgongo na matiti. Sasa mi nikiona migongo mikubwa ya wanawake inang'ara halafu ipo wazi basi mi nakuwa hoi.
Wanawake mtaniua...
Kwa wale wenzangu na mie ambao hatukua tunaweka akiba tangu january inakulaje kwetuuu!! maana ukisema kamshahara hako ka december kanako wahi kama nini ndo ukamaliziea kwa bata zote za...
Mtoto mmoja alipewa sarafu mbili za shilingi 200 kila moja.Akaambiwa moja ni ya sadaka na nyingine ni ya Ice cream.Katika michezo yake njiani akadondosha sarafu moja katika sehemu ambayo hawezi...
Husband: I have a problem at the office. Wife: After marriage, you
don't say I have a problem, say we have a problem. Husband: Ok, We are
expecting a baby from OUR Secretary
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book,
and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand
in his wifes panties then withdraws his...
Boss to Secretary: for a weekwe'll go abroad
She calls hr husband: for a week I & boss r going abroad
Husband calls Girlfriend : Wifegoing,lets enjoy
Girlfriend calls her student: for a week u...
Mungu apendaye wembamba na wanene warefu na wafupi wazito na wepesi akujalie mchaana mwema
wa siku ya leo na baraka za bwana yesu ziwe juu yako
upendo ni kawaida yangu
chuki...
Machungwa ngumi
Mwalimu alikuwa akiwafundisha watoto wa darasa la kwanza kwa vitendo, alianza kwa kuwafundisha kuhesabu vitu kwa kuonesha vidole viwili. "Haya machungwa mangapi?"
"Machungwa...
A teacher asked his class to come out with the number of cars their dads got:
Massawe: Sah 3 cars!
Mushi: Sah please One!
Ndesamburo: Sah , my papa no car, 2 bicycles!
Temu: Sah, One and half...
Watoto wangu eeh
Eeeeeeeh
Mimi baba yenu
eeeeeeh
Sina nguvu tena
Eeeeeh
za kuua simba....
Eeeeeh
Simba ni mkali.....
Aliua baba...eee....aliua mama....eeh
............
Nimekumbuka mbali...
A DOG asked a CAT: Why do you hide when you are having SEX?
The CAT replied:
That's because we don't want humans to copy our STYLE, INFACT..... They have already copied YOURS!..:)
Nilipokuwa mtoto nilikuwa ninaogoa sana ule mwezi mkubwa wa njano, majira hayo yalipokuwa yanafika nilikuwa nina adabu sana kwani nilikuwa nikikosea tu ninafungiwa nje dk chache tu kama adhabu kwa...
1. Clean your room before we come over.
2. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
3. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
4. We're allowed to be...
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