Aaaiiiiii utamu unakuja, utamu unakata - 2026 njoo tuzogoe!

[Espy_]

Mashirima ana mambo mengi shindii, nitakufa na kisukari bure

Ndio ukaamua ukatafute visukari vingine?

 

[Tumwesige senior]

Stress zinafanya watu warushe wazungu dakika moja

 

[Aaliyyah]

Hili jukwaa ni jipya au nimepoteana tu jamn

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Ukinipa hela, nakuachia mazima😋

Wewe nimekushtukia unataka hiyo mali uifaidi peke yako 😂😂.

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Stress zinafanya watu warushe wazungu dakika moja

Kabisa, na afya mbovu. Mfanye mazoezi basi na kula vizuri!

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Hili jukwaa ni jipya au nimepoteana tu jamn

Haa haaa siyo jipya 😅, kwanza umepotelea wapi we binti!

 

[Aaliyyah]

Haa haaa siyo jipya 😅, kwanza umepotelea wapi we binti!

Nipo ila sijawah kupitq huku naona ngoja leo nipitie pitie

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Nipo ila sijawah kupitq huku naona ngoja leo nipitie pitie

Pitia mama, tunaendelea tulipoishia 2025 😅

 

[Espy_]

Wewe nimekushtukia unataka hiyo mali uifaidi peke yako 😂😂.

Hapana, wewe tangaza dau zuri nikiachie kabisa🤣

 

[nzalendo]

1. Leo Feb 1, tunauanza rasmi huu mwaka, January tuifute tu maana ……………..
   
   
2. Niliowapotea ghafla huko maeneo mengine, miniwie radhi, misiba na changamoto za maisha zilnichanganya kidogo.
   
   
3. Nipeni habari na mpya za JF, nimemiss nini humu ndani?
   
   
4. Vipi 2026 hii ushapenzika ukapata utamuuuuu, ukabanwa kichwa kwenye mapaja au ukalambwa ukuni au ukalazwa kifuani unyonye kama katoto au ukamfinyia mubaba mbususu akiwa anamwaga ili alie kama beberu - AU BADO mwenzetu kuna mpenzi unamsikilizia?
   
   
5. Siyo kwa umuhimu ila wanaume wote mnaojisifia halafu ukipewa tamu, unajojoa baada ya dakika moja - mataoukoorrr yenu!

Nina mengi ya kusema, ila leo acha tujuliane hali tu kwanza, vipi mko wazima? Nimewamiss sana!

Mwaka huu nimeanza na mjane fulani,,,,DAAAh ngoma nimeikuta tighttttt....motoooo....ute baba utee baba utee ute uteee,,,,,halafu kwa ndani kuna kama kigololi....
Namnunulia vitenge.

 

[cocochanel]

Eeeh weyeeeee 😅😅😅

Job umeiweza weza tanguuuu

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Mwaka huu nimeanza na mjane fulani,,,,DAAAh ngoma nimeikuta tighttttt....motoooo....ute baba utee baba utee ute uteee,,,,,halafu kwa ndani kuna kama kigololi....
Namnunulia vitenge.

Kama kigololi ndiyo inakuwaje kuwaje tena nzalendo 😂?

Haya nunua vitenge, ndiyo ushanogewa hivyo 😅

 

[Binti wa zamani]

Eeeh weyeeeee 😅😅😅

Job umeiweza weza tanguuuu

Acha tu mamie, mbona umepotea lakini!

 

[cocochanel]

Acha tu mamie, mbona umepotea lakini!

Nipo na upole wangu kama kawaida

 

[min -me]

Ndio ukaamua ukatafute visukari vingine?

Shindii nakuita mara tatu😊

 

[Espy_]

Shindii nakuita mara tatu😊

Shindiii achana na mimi🤣🤣

 

[min -me]

Shindiii achana na mimi🤣🤣

Siwezi achana shindii

 

[Espy_]

Siwezi achana shindii

Ushapata visukari?

 

[min -me]

Ushapata visukari?

Hahahaa shindii sukari ya mbege inatosha

 

[Espy_]

Hahahaa shindii sukari ya mbege inatosha

Twende kwa mashirima.