Adhabu ya kifo kwa kuchinjwa mbele ya kadamnasi (Tahadhari: maelezo, picha na video za ukatili)

[Gavana]

Hiyo ndio tafasiri ya Elimu yako lakini ungejiongeza ukajiuliza ni kwa nini hawakunyoosha mkono juu ya Yuda.Hapo ndipo unapoishia wewe unaejiita mwanazuoni wa Dini,huwezi kuendelea zaidi ya hapo kwa maana maarifa hayo uwezi pata Madras yanatoka kwa roho Mtakatifu,na wewe ni mtakatifu kiasi gani mpaka akufunulie hilo.Huna huruma na huruma ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na hiyo huruma ni roho wa Mungu.Haya huna msamaha unafuata Sharia,na Msamaha ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na Msamaha ni roho wa Mungu.Bado unasema una Mungu.

Vaa kanzu ya roho na fuga ndevu na weka sigda za roho.

Judas – the Fall Guy

Early 2nd century:

"Judas walked about in this world a sad example of impiety; for his body having swollen to such an extent that he could not pass where a chariot could pass easily, he was crushed by the chariot, so that his bowels gushed out."

Papias, "Exposition of the Oracles of the Lord" Book II.

2 fairytales which made the biblical final edition:

Matthew 27:5

"And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself."

Acts 1:18

"Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out."

4th century embellishment:

"Judas was a terrible, walking example of ungodliness in this world ... For his eyelids, they say, were so swollen that he could not see the light at all, and his eyes could not be seen ... when he relieved himself there passed through it pus and worms from every part of his body, much to his shame.

After much agony and punishment, they say, he finally died in his own place, and because of the stench the area is deserted and uninhabitable even now; in fact, to this day no one can pass that place unless they hold their nose, so great was the discharge from his body and so far did it spread over the ground."


Papias,"Exposition of the Oracles of the Lord" as quoted in Apollinaris of Laodicea, Christian priest and storyteller.

 

[Gavana]

Hiyo ndio tafasiri ya Elimu yako lakini ungejiongeza ukajiuliza ni kwa nini hawakunyoosha mkono juu ya Yuda.Hapo ndipo unapoishia wewe unaejiita mwanazuoni wa Dini,huwezi kuendelea zaidi ya hapo kwa maana maarifa hayo uwezi pata Madras yanatoka kwa roho Mtakatifu,na wewe ni mtakatifu kiasi gani mpaka akufunulie hilo.Huna huruma na huruma ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na hiyo huruma ni roho wa Mungu.Haya huna msamaha unafuata Sharia,na Msamaha ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na Msamaha ni roho wa Mungu.Bado unasema una Mungu.

Vaa kanzu ya roho na fuga ndevu na weka sigda za roho.

The multiple deaths of Judas Iscariot –

If the Jewish authorities, with their own agents, really had wanted to arrest a Jesus, supposedly a guru drawing vast crowds, they certainly would nothave needed to hire an inside informer to identify the charismatic leader. Nor is it creditable that 'big money' would have been paid for (of all things) a kiss of the doomed messiah (Mark 14.44). The theological symbolism is as apparent as the history is bogus.

The mythic "Judas" was a Gentile/Hellenistic creation of the early 2nd century, an eponymous focus for the anti-Judaism and anti-Semitism of the early Church. "Iscariot" appears to have been taken from the name of a rebel group called Sicarii, Jewish assassins who used sicae (small daggers), who were largely exterminated shortly before the first Jewish war.

Ignatius, writing his epistles about 115, made no mention of a Judas Iscariot, but then, nor did he mention any 'disciples' (Paul and Peter are called 'apostles', that is, missionaries – like himself).

But with a theologically necessary betrayal by 'a Jew/the Jews' the divine saviour passes, body and soul, into the possession of the Gentiles.

In their disposal of Judas, the hapless traitor of the Lord – how could he help it, he had been entered by Satan?! (Luke 22.3) – the Christian scribblers get quite carried away. Papias in the 130s got the ball rolling.

 

[Gavana]

Hiyo ndio tafasiri ya Elimu yako lakini ungejiongeza ukajiuliza ni kwa nini hawakunyoosha mkono juu ya Yuda.Hapo ndipo unapoishia wewe unaejiita mwanazuoni wa Dini,huwezi kuendelea zaidi ya hapo kwa maana maarifa hayo uwezi pata Madras yanatoka kwa roho Mtakatifu,na wewe ni mtakatifu kiasi gani mpaka akufunulie hilo.Huna huruma na huruma ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na hiyo huruma ni roho wa Mungu.Haya huna msamaha unafuata Sharia,na Msamaha ni kwa ajili ya wakosefu na Msamaha ni roho wa Mungu.Bado unasema una Mungu.

Vaa kanzu ya roho na fuga ndevu na weka sigda za roho.

The Bible says that Jesus Christ had 12 disciples. They're all listed in Matthew 10 as follows:

1- Peter (also known as Simon).
2- Andrew.
3- James son of Zebedee.
4- John son of Zebedee.
5- Philip.
6- Bartholomew.
7- Thomas.
8- Matthew.
9- James son of Alphaeus.
10- Thaddaeus.
11- Simon the Zealot.
12- Judas Iscariot.

Just wondering here since we're told in the Bible's New Testament that Judas Iscariot, one of the 12 disciples, betrayed Jesus:

Matthew 26

17 On the first day of the Festival of Unleavened Bread, the disciples came to Jesus and asked, “Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat the Passover?”

18 He replied, “Go into the city to a certain man and tell him, ‘The Teacher says: My appointed time is near. I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house.’”

19 So the disciples did as Jesus had directed them and prepared the Passover.

20 When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the Twelve.

21 And while they were eating, he said, “Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.”

22 They were very sad and began to say to him one after the other, “Surely you don’t mean me, Lord?”

23 Jesus replied, “The one who has dipped his hand into the bowl with me will betray me.

24 The Son of Man will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Man! It would be better for him if he had not been born.”

25 Then Judas, the one who would betray him, said, “Surely you don’t mean me, Rabbi?”
Jesus answered, “You have said so.”

Yet, Jesus when he started his ministry with the 12 (including Judas), he said this:

Matthew 19

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven.

24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

25 When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

26 Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

27 Peter answered him, “We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?”

28 Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.

29 And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wife[e] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life.

30 But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.


So, will Judas sit in one of the 12 Thrones?

Or will he be condemned to Hell, since Jesus said woe to him, and it would've been better for him if he was never born.

And if Judas will be condemned to Hell, then did Jesus lie when he promised Judas one of the 12 Thrones?

 

[mgen]

Origen: Fanatic Gives his Balls to Jesus

Origen, a noted advocate of the allegorical interpretation of scripture, ironically, took certain words of his Lord a tad literally. He castrated himself!

"There be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

– Matthew 19:12

Perhaps this hero of self-mutilation felt that by his sacrifice he could be one of the 144,000 male virgins, who alone will make it to heaven! (Revelation 14.3,4).

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[Gavana]

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kuokota big g iliyo kwisha kukamuliwa utamu ni shobo dogo...[emoji38] [emoji38]

Origen: Fanatic Gives his Balls to Jesus

Origen, a noted advocate of the allegorical interpretation of scripture, ironically, took certain words of his Lord a tad literally. He castrated himself!

"There be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

– Matthew 19:12

Perhaps this hero of self-mutilation felt that by his sacrifice he could be one of the 144,000 male virgins, who alone will make it to heaven! (Revelation 14.3,4).

 

[mgen]

Origen: Fanatic Gives his Balls to Jesus

Origen, a noted advocate of the allegorical interpretation of scripture, ironically, took certain words of his Lord a tad literally. He castrated himself!

"There be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

– Matthew 19:12

Perhaps this hero of self-mutilation felt that by his sacrifice he could be one of the 144,000 male virgins, who alone will make it to heaven! (Revelation 14.3,4).

huyo ni mtume [emoji15] [emoji46] ona vitumbwanga vya mtume wa allah [emoji117]

kumbe mabaunsa

ana c$p mpaka kwa kina origen [emoji15] [emoji38] [emoji38]

 

[raheezle]

Innanillah wa innanillaih Raniun
Inasikitisha sanaa watu ku comment tofauti na maudhui ya uzi huu....sidhani kama mletaji alikuwa na lengo la kukashfu imani za watu wengine lakini kuna zero brains zimekuja from nowhere na kuanza kupost vitu vya ajabu...

TAFADHALINI JAMANI TUJARIBU KUHESHIMU IMANI ZA WATU WENGINE KAMA HUNA CHA MAANA CHA KUCOMMENT NI BORA UKAE KIMYA KULIKO KUFANYA MAMBO YA KIPUUZI

 

[mgen]

Innanillah wa innanillaih Raniun
Inasikitisha sanaa watu ku comment tofauti na maudhui ya uzi huu....sidhani kama mletaji alikuwa na lengo la kukashfu imani za watu wengine lakini kuna zero brains zimekuja from nowhere na kuanza kupost vitu vya ajabu...

TAFADHALINI JAMANI TUJARIBU KUHESHIMU IMANI ZA WATU WENGINE KAMA HUNA CHA MAANA CHA KUCOMMENT NI BORA UKAE KIMYA KULIKO KUFANYA MAMBO YA KIPUUZI

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[ngurumoo]

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[ikhlas]

Ni hukumu takatifu ili kumuepushia mja huyo alie tenda dhambi na adhabu ngumu kali na yenye kuumiza tena milele mbele ya mwenyezimungu,,so nimkheri umalize adhabu yko hapa duniani ili kwa mungu uwe salama....wasio pata hio adhabu na wana dhambi hio mbele ya mungu watakiona cha mtema kuni...stay tune....Allahu akbar

 

[Gavana]

huyo ni mtume [emoji15] [emoji46] ona vitumbwanga vya mtume wa allah [emoji117]

kumbe mabaunsa

ana c$p mpaka kwa kina origen [emoji15] [emoji38] [emoji38]

Origen? (?182-251)

Origen wrote hundreds of books in an attempt to harmonize Christian thought with Greek philosophy.

Allegorical interpretation of scripture and parallels drawn from Greek mythology was his method.

Proof of the resurrection came from pagan antecedents, other heroes "risen from their graves." He said Jesus had been invisible, except to the few with "powers."

For his troubles he was excommunicated and condemned as a heretic.

 

[Gavana]

kurejea kile imani inacho fundisha ni kuiheshimu sana [emoji106] warabu wenye deen yao hapo wanaanguka takbir

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[Kitena]

Du hizi dini zetu muda mwingine tusishupalie sheria zake tuone kwanza faida na hasara zake, mfano ikitokea inatumika na huku kwetu Mbona watakao nyongwa ni wengi Sana.
Inabidi wajitafakali upya na sio kuweka kisingizio kuwa imeamuliwa na Mungu labda miungu

 

[kashesho]

nimeshindwa kuona mwendelezo duh vinasikitisha sana

 

[mgen]

Origen? (?182-251)

Origen wrote hundreds of books in an attempt to harmonize Christian thought with Greek philosophy.

Allegorical interpretation of scripture and parallels drawn from Greek mythology was his method.

Proof of the resurrection came from pagan antecedents, other heroes "risen from their graves." He said Jesus had been invisible, except to the few with "powers."

For his troubles he was excommunicated and condemned as a heretic.

kwa hiyo [emoji15] huyo oregon nani kwako [emoji46] ngoja nikuitie Mtumishi Waberoya akudunge [emoji382] ukae sawa [emoji4]

 

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[mgen]

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[Gavana]

kwa hiyo [emoji15] huyo oregon nani kwako [emoji46] ngoja nikuitie Mtumishi Waberoya akudunge [emoji382] ukae sawa [emoji4]

Weekend Word: Masturbating with Jesus?


Pastor Orders Christian Men to Only Think About Jesus While Masturbating

Local News

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Freehold, Iowa - The Landover Conference of Deacons last week passed one of the most controversial resolutions of the church's 200-year history. The organization has once again lessened restrictions on self-gratification. All church members know that the controversy on this issue reached a new height last year when Landover lowered the allowable age of masturbation to 65 for recent widowers. The church has revised that policy yet again. "We really had no choice," noted a tired and distraught Pastor Deacon Fred during a news conference held shortly after the decision was reached. "Last month, several middle-aged divorced men challenged the church policy. They claimed that because they can never remarry (since to do so would constitute adultery-Matthew 5:32), and because they cannot have non-marital sex (since fornication ensures eternity in Hell-1 Corinthians 6:9-10), they should at least be allowed to defile their bodies as a consolation. Needless to say, we put very little stock in the words of men who would put their wives away. But they challenged us to find any Bible verse prohibiting masturbation. After 72 hours of searching the Lord's Word, we came up empty-handed, if you'll pardon the expression. We even consulted 17th century Bible scholar, Brother Harry Hardwick, but he, too, could find nothing prohibiting flesh-pulling. Everyone knows that all Landover rules come straight from the Bible. We don't ignore the parts we don't like, as the John 3:16 pseudo-Christians do, nor do we add to the Bible, like those Pope-loving Catholics."

The new policy is not without its limitations, however. "While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur," noted Pastor Deacon Fred. The first restriction is that no Landover gentleman will be permitted to reach the stage of ejaculation. "The Bible is very clear that a man's seed is for copulation only," noted Pastor. "In fact, the Bible says that when Onan chose not to copulate and instead released his seed on the ground, God was so angry that he struck Onan dead (Genesis 38:9-10). The last thing we need is some media scandal as reporters click photos of colored janitors removing corpses from Landover restrooms." Recognizing that a few men may err and sin by not stopping in time, the new policy requires all who decide to participate in the act to register with Pastor Deacon Fred. Specially made Tupperware seed-containers will be signed out of his office by Mrs. Watkins who will be keeping a record to guard against overuse. The sinner must catch his mistake in his numbered container before it reaches the ground. All containers are to be returned to Mrs. Watkins within one hour of check-out. The contents will be collected each week in a larger vat and provided to Mary Lou's Christian Salon where it will be used to treat dry, scaly skin.

 

[Gavana]

Born under star' from soothsayer with talking donkey!

And if you've ever wondered where the "born under a star" nonsense began it actually comes from the mouth of an Arab wizard supposedly hired to curse the Israelites.

"And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.

And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? And he said, Nay."

– Numbers (22.29,30)

A little later Balaam utters the words wrenched out of context centuries later by Christian novelists:

"And Balaam said unto Balak ... there shall come a Star out of Jacob."

– Numbers (24.12,17)

 

[Gavana]

Born in a Stable?

Was Jesus born in a stable? Or a barn? Or a cave?

Luke* says only a manger. There was no room for him in the kataluma ("inn" or guest room).

But Joseph supposedly had returned to his ancestral home, "the lineage of David". So the place should have been chock-full with his own relatives. And not one of them would accommodate a heavily pregnant woman? Tut-tut.

The reality is that the story of Jesus is enhanced by the "humble birth".

Early Christians were taken by the idea that he was, in fact, born in a cave. Can you get any more humble than that?

* Matthew, a tad more realistic, says, "And when they had come into the house ..." (2.11).