Akikwambia 'msalimie wifi', imeisha hiyo mtu wangu

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Sipigwi hela hapo?

Hao viumbe wanavyopenda pesa!

 

[Princess kidot]

wifi hii ya wireless inayokamata internet au

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[Mpaji Mungu]

😂😂😂😂

Winga hii boksi ya valentine inafunguliwa mda gn 😂😂nsije nkaharibu mambo

 

[Lamomy]

Winga hii boksi ya valentine inafunguliwa mda gn 😂😂nsije nkaharibu mambo

Kabla ya kupakwa majivu 😂😂😂

 

[Mpaji Mungu]

Kabla ya kupakwa majivu 😂😂😂

Majivu siendi kupakwa bn maji hamna taogea nn

 

[Kindeena]

Mkuu Wifi hajambo?

Haya pita naye sasa Mi Amour😊

 

[Kindeena]

Pia kuna hizi sentensi;

1. Mimi mapenzi hapana. Sitaki wanaume. Kinyume chake ni kwamba anahitaji mwanaume.

"2. Nikija are sure tutapiga stori tu!" Hapa mkuu kunywa wine ya kutosha maana mtoto anakuja kukutunuku. Kazi kwako.

3. Fulani ni mtu wako? Anataka kujua iwapo una mpenzi ama upo singularity.

4. Kwanini uliachana na....? Hapa anataka kujue je jimbo lipo wazi?

5. Una watoto wangapi? Hapa anapima je, akiwa na wewe utakuwa na majukumu kiasi gani? Kiufupi ameshakuelewa!

6. Wanaume ni waongo sana. Hapa anataka akupe nafasi ili umtibu maumivu yake.**

HAPPY VALENTINE WANA-JF

Mkumbuke kucheza na zana leo

 

[Kindeena]

Haina haja ya kumaliza maneno Mkuu, omba appointment tu mengine utajiongeza kwenye huo mtoko

Sure. Halafu hiyo ni ishara manzi ana UPWIRU

 

[Kindeena]

Mmnh

Ndo ivo shem😊

 

[Kindeena]

Nyuzi za hv muwe mnaandika mapema sasa!

Mtaa naokaa tuna siku kadhaa maji hamna Jana jioni ikabidi nikatafute hata ya chumvi ili nisurvive, mda narudi na ndoo zangu mbili nkakutana na wadada wakaniuliza mbona unachota maji usiku wifi hayupo?

😂😂👆

Mkuu umenichekesha sana.

Kumbe huna mbwinu za kibaharia!

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Sisi hua tunasema tu "jamaa anafaidi.."

Unasubiria usikie "jamaa gani..?" 😄

Hahahahaha

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Hao viumbe wanavyopenda pesa!

Hahahahaha..km wamezaliwa nazo vile

 

[Mibas]

Basi msalimie

Aisee[emoji1]

 

[Kindeena]

Mkuu unajibuje hapo nipe materio

Acha uzoba bhana 😂

Hao viumbe wanavyopenda pesa!

Ubahili wako utabakia kuwaita mashemeji

 

[Mpaji Mungu]

😂😂👆

Mkuu umenichekesha sana.

Kumbe huna mbwinu za kibaharia!

Network ilirudi nipo ndani....plus hii thread aisee itoshe kusema mm ni jeuri nyuma ya keyboard

 

[Kindeena]

Network ilirudi nipo ndani....plus hii thread aisee itoshe kusema mm ni jeuri nyuma ya keyboard

Rusha ndoano this Valentine hutojutia maishani.

Hakuna raha kama binti akikuelewa

 

[Mpaji Mungu]

Rusha ndoano this Valentine hutojutia maishani.

Hakuna raha kama binti akikuelewa

Mm valentine kwangu Sio mbaya sana mida mida nazama Shekilango na picha ya delivery note yangu

 

[Kindeena]

Mm valentine kwangu Sio mbaya sana mida mida nazama Shekilango na picha ya delivery note yangu

Poa mkuu

 

[Hannah]

Haya pita naye sasa Mi Amour😊

Happy Valentine's Day, Mi Amor

 

[Kindeena]

Happy Valentine's Day, Mi Amor

Thanks MI AMOUR much love 🌹❤️💋