Baby Shower ya Shamim Zeze aka Mrs Chonchi

[lara 1]

Maneno makali hayo, ila hata akitoa style bilion kumbuka ni mume wake halisi wa ndoa anahaki kupewa style zote, hapo ya mbwa siyo sawa kabisa

Sizitaki hizi mbichi! Hahaaaaaaaa!

 

[Binti Magufuli]

Kiboko yake ni nani tena laazizi?
Besides nimemshangaa sana Lara moko sijategemea kama kichwani ni cheap.kiasi hiki

Nyani Ngabu

 

[gwijimimi]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA,! And he has an opinion! Psheeeeeew!

I meant wewe acha kurusha mama

 

[Binti Magufuli]

I think you dont know these guys well hasa shamimu na nsembo na unapokuwa unatoa kauli za uongo kwa watu wanaowafahamu vizuri wanakuona unabwabwaja tuu, ila duuh hizi file sijui unazipatia wap just be careful

muongo aliletewa facts hapa kasepa ....mengi ya uongo

 

[gwijimimi]

LIKE WHAT YOU THINK REALLY MATTERS,! Haloooooo,! Ya MASTERS ZA HAVARD, OXFORD NA YALE, BILA KUSAHAU CAMBRIDGE,! Makubwaaaaa! Mtu chake!

Hata mzumbe kuna masters za kuazimwa mama
U graduate n u have nothing on mind
Just simple like that ebdeleeni kujishaua kama hamnyi wakat mnakata gogo hatari

 

[lara 1]

I meant wewe acha kurusha mama

HAHAHAAAAAAA, ! And like you can ORDER ME WHAT TO DO.? HAHHAHAAAAAAA,! This is so FUNNY!

 

[gwijimimi]

Cha MKEO KIKO WAPI VILEEEEE.? I didnt think so too!

Sio limbukeni kama ww

 

[lara 1]

Hata mzumbe kuna masters za kuazimwa mama
U graduate n u have nothing on mind
Just simple like that ebdeleeni kujishaua kama hamnyi wakat mnakata gogo hatari

Hahaaaaaa! Ndo upate hata hako KA KUAZIMA BASI ILI UPIGIEMO TUKELELE MARA MOJAMOJA,! If you have it flaunt it! Hahahaaaaaa! Ukikosa MUOMBE MUNGU IKO SIKU UTAPATA!

 

[gwijimimi]

Hahahahaaaaaa! ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,!

Nsembo wala Shamim kiuhalisia hawausiki hapa! Hapa kuna vita kati ya SHAMMY NA MANGE VYA WENYEWE KWA WENYEWE WAUME ZAO HAWAHUSIKI KABISAAAAAAA,! Ndo katika hio vita jina la MR. SEMBE, MR POWDER, MR NGANO, SINTAH MBA HALOOOO YOOOOOOOOTE YAMETOKEA HUKO,! Na ni CYBER BULLYING TU YA MDA MREFU SO WAKICHUKULIA SERIOUS WTAKUWA NA MATATIZO,!

DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS NI FURAHISHA GENGE THWY ARE THE NICE PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND YOU HAD KNOWN FOREVER,!

Capish?

Heheheheh "everything is fair in love and war"
@3idiots

 

[lara 1]

Sio limbukeni kama ww

Yah! Yah! Yah! AND YOU DONT WANNA SHOW IT CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU DONT HAVE IT,!

 

[Binti Magufuli]

Hehehehe we mkare sana mamsapu
Unamvua nguo huyu aka jambazi kuu aijui kubwa la majambazi ushabiki sijui inasaidia nn

Ana nini jogoo wa kuchora huyu kutaka kulazimisha mambo as if yuko vijiweni ? Hajui watu tuna critical thinking na tuna analyze mambo kabla ya kuyameza

 

[gwijimimi]

Hahahahaaaaaa! ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR,!

Nsembo wala Shamim kiuhalisia hawausiki hapa! Hapa kuna vita kati ya SHAMMY NA MANGE VYA WENYEWE KWA WENYEWE WAUME ZAO HAWAHUSIKI KABISAAAAAAA,! Ndo katika hio vita jina la MR. SEMBE, MR POWDER, MR NGANO, SINTAH MBA HALOOOO YOOOOOOOOTE YAMETOKEA HUKO,! Na ni CYBER BULLYING TU YA MDA MREFU SO WAKICHUKULIA SERIOUS WTAKUWA NA MATATIZO,!

DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS NI FURAHISHA GENGE THWY ARE THE NICE PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND YOU HAD KNOWN FOREVER,!

Capish?

Sometimes unakua na akili mpaka natamani nikuwowee il a nashangaa nivp ulimbukeni Wa mange umekushika?

 

[lara 1]

Heheheheh "everything is fair in love and war"
@3idiots

And i guess you are THE MASTER IDIOTA YOURSELF,! YES,! BOSS!

 

[gwijimimi]

Nyani Ngabu

Huyu jamaa always ana fact respect kwake #nyani ngabu

 

[lara 1]

Sometimes unakua na akili mpaka natamani nikuwowee il a nashangaa nivp ulimbukeni Wa mange umekushika?

I wish i was flattered but i am not!

 

[gwijimimi]

Yah! Yah! Yah! AND YOU DONT WANNA SHOW IT CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU DONT HAVE IT,!

Who is we?

 

[gwijimimi]

Hahaaaaaa! Ndo upate hata hako KA KUAZIMA BASI ILI UPIGIEMO TUKELELE MARA MOJAMOJA,! If you have it flaunt it! Hahahaaaaaa! Ukikosa MUOMBE MUNGU IKO SIKU UTAPATA!

Wote tukitangaza masters tulizonazo wakina kimambi na nyie vinshunsuda wake mtakaa kweli?

 

[lara 1]

muongo aliletewa facts hapa kasepa ....mengi ya uongo

Fact ya ORDINARY DIPLOMA CBE.? Hahaaaaaa! Au ya kuhmia Mbezi? Mbona maswali yangu aliyakimbia? Hahaaaaaaa!

 

[gwijimimi]

Cha MKEO KIKO WAPI VILEEEEE.? I didnt think so too!

Tatizo la pichu za mgao hzo hata uwezo Wa kufikiria unaishiwa duuu ulimbukeni janga la Taifa aisee

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nyani Ngabu

Huyu jamaa always ana fact respect kwake #nyani ngabu

Damn, you guys.

I'm humbly humbled. I truly am.

Niliona watu wamezidi mno kupotosha ndo nikaamua niingie maana kuna sehemu watu walidokeza kuwa eti hata Blue Ivy alizaliwa Cedars-Sinai wakati si kweli hata kidogo!