Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Ona hawa ******* wanavyobebwa ufala, hizo nyumba hakuna slum dweller yeyote aliyepata/atakayepata nafasi hapo, hata wewe mwenyewe umekosa, unaendelea kuishi kwenye mabati na tayari vilio vimeshasikika, acha slum dwellers waendelee kujenga nyumba za mabati Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Vipi mbona hamleti matokeo au Kisa mmedinywa bila kupakwa mafuta. 😂😂😂
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Kiingereza hakipunguzi makali ya umaskini wenu. Eti bedsitter!! Yaani mtu na familia yake wanakaa kwenye chumba kimoja!!! Alafu mnavyozaana kama nguruwe utakuja kukuta kwenye chumba wanatoka watu kumi.
First and foremost, bedsiters are meant for singles who are starting out life on their own, mostly college/University leavers possibly on their first job or hustling. But you won't understand anything like this when things like these ones are the equivalent of bedsiters in your glorified fishing village
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Secondly, don't even talk about umaskini. We all know here which is the poorest country this side of the world
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Lastly, kiingereza changu kisikukere bure. It's a language like any other. It's never too late for you. You can still learn and become proficient in it
 
Kwani c takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko Tz? Je, wewe unaamini?
Sasa unataka nikuamini wewe watchman usiyejua chochote kwamba sio kweli Kenya iko na GDP kubwa kuliko nchi yako? Kwamba unajua zaidi kuliko economists wa WB na IMF?


Si takwimu hzo hzo zinazosema Kenya ina GDP kubwa kuliko North Korea?
Sio Kenya tu, hata Tanganyika yako unayokienzi iko na GDP kubwa kuliko North Korea. How about that bongolala? Do you believe it?
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Yani takwimu ziseme watanzania wengi ni uncircumcised kuliko wakenya na bado uamini wkt humu tu ushahidi upo wazi, kati ya wakenya mliopo humu 99% hamjatahiriwa including you.
Unataka nisiamini takwimu nikuamini wewe watchman wa Tandale? Na ni ushahidi gani uko nayo if I may ask you? Talking of ushahidi, hebu tupe ushahidi kwamba wewe umetahiriwa. Kumbaff sana!!


Kuhusu mm, nilitahiriwa nikiwa kijana mdogo, kama ningekuwa sijatahiri ningetetea magovinda kama wewe.
Sasa wewe uaminiwe ukisema ulitahiriwa ukiwa mdogo ila wengine wakisema hivyo hauwaamini! Si unaona ulivyo msenge!!
 
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