Elon Musk: My wife is a Robot

[Dr hyperkid]

Ngoja mje mbanwe hizo mashine zenu, ndio mtatulia

roboti lifinyie kwa ndani?

 

[mkorea]

Elon Musk amekuja kuwaokoa watu wa KATAA NDOA

Sasa hawatakuw na kichaka chakujifichia

 

[Joannah]

roboti lifinyie kwa ndani?

Eeeeh, umetumia lugha nyepesi... ngoja liwafinyie kwa ndani

 

[Dr hyperkid]

Eeeeh, umetumia lugha nyepesi... ngoja liwafinyie kwa ndani

hahah unaweza kudondoka kwa DP au stroke

 

[Tyrone Kaijage]

Impossible

From the era of BELIEVING to the era of KNOWING….

 

[stonecutter]

Alama za mwisho wa dunia na kurudi kwa Yesu kunyakua kanisa: 1. Maasi kuongezeka (pamoja na hayo maroboti ya ngono yaani mtu mume au mke kuzini na sanamu) 2. Hofu ya Mungu kuondoka...

 

[shanature]

we

Namsubiria mchina kwenye copy najua wakichina atafika kwenye mia6 ,manake kwanza ncheke maana bot wakichina anaweza kukata moto wakati unapiga mambomambo Mara low betri please charge

boya umenivunja mbavu ofisini naonekana mwehu...please charge

 

[Tajiri mpole]

Elon mwenyewe pia ni Robot!!sasa jichanganye wewe

 

[Clepatina]

Watayawekea na gubu? Maana kuna raha zake mwanamke usiku ana gubu unamtandika haswa gubu lote linayeyuka anabaki tu yaani wewe.......

Hee jana kuna alosema eti mnapemba vitumbo leo wewe unasema unapenda gubu mnanichanganya nyie wanaume

 

[Tsh]

Hee jana kuna alosema eti mnapemba vitumbo leo wewe unasema unapenda gubu mnanichanganya nyie wanaume

Hahaha

 

[Ndombwindo]

AI

 

[Superbug]

Yani watabaki nanyinyi kuwatomba sio

Aiiiiiiii naona mkijizima data na kujiliwaza kuwa mmepona majukumu?

Robots wakawazalie na watoto, ila najua wanaume wa ukweli wanao mcha Mungu watabaki na sisi.

Na

 

[Mashao lole]

Na Husband robot wanatoka lini?

 

[Lord Delamere in Kenya]

Kwa lugha nyingine ni kwamba Elon Musk kajiboreshea namna ya kupiga nyeto.

Ukiachana na u-agent wake kwa Shetani, huyu Elon anawezaje kuwashawishi watu waachane na papuchi halisi wahangaike na midoli? Yaani papuchi halisi zilivyo tamu niachane nazo kwa teknolojia za kishetani shetani? Siyo mimi aiseee.

 

[millerson]

Aiiiiiiii naona mkijizima data na kujiliwaza kuwa mmepona majukumu?

Robots wakawazalie na watoto, ila najua wanaume wa ukweli wanao mcha Mungu watabaki na sisi.

nyie mmezidi udangaji na utapeli
hamfai.
jikiten kwenye kilimo cha ndizi na matango ndo pona pona yenu

 

[Rashidi Jololo]

Aisee

 

[21 Li]

According to report Elon Musk and his company are on the final stages of making a Robot Wife. The supply of Robot Wives is expected to roll out in September 2023. They will reach Africa by November 2023.

Robot Wife will use batteries that last in accordance with menstrual circle. Batteries will only be charged for full three days and operate for a month. Sex with a Robot Wife will require a Password, Pattern or Fingerprint to avoid tempering with. The Robot will cost at around R60 000 to R150 000 depending on the specs.

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Walete maana mizinga na Hela za vikoba tumechoka

 

[othuman dan fodio]

Ngoja mje mbanwe hizo mashine zenu, ndio mtatulia

Si kama nyie mbavyofinyia kwa ndani[emoji848]

 

[othuman dan fodio]

Hahaha...
Au robot ina jam wakati wa shoo, mbo.o inakamatiwa ndani na machuma, hapo ndo utajua hujui[emoji16]

Aliyekwambia pale kwenye mbususu zinawekwa chuma ni nani? Yaani Elon musk atulize akili halafu alete mavyumavyuma ya kazi gani.

Kitu kina kuja Kama kilivyo hadi utelezi na ku squirt kumo.[emoji51]

 

[Joannah]

Si kama nyie mbavyofinyia kwa ndani[emoji848]

Sasa kufinyiwa na robot mchezo