Elon Musk: My wife is a Robot

[Extrovert]

Wait! Sasa huyo ni robot au jini? Isijekuwa majini yameanza kuja in robot comouflage.

Acha uogaa

 

[Lord Delamere in Kenya]

Acha uogaa

Ila dunia inaenda kasi. Mambo mazuri na ya hovyo kama haya nayo yako kasi ile mbaya.

 

[Mashao lole]

Husband robot hayupo na hatakuwepo. Changamoto ni mbunye tu

[emoji3][emoji3] kivipi tena jamani!! si wanawake Ndio tuko wengi wanaume wachache? Sisi ndio tunauhitaji sio nyie [emoji3]

 

[Extrovert]

[emoji3][emoji3] kivipi tena jamani!! si wanawake Ndio tuko wengi wanaume wachache? Sisi ndio tunauhitaji sio nyie [emoji3]

Wanawake mpo wengi ila mnauza mbunye 🤣

 

[Emen]

Kwahiyo hao robots watakua wakizungu tu

 

[bobefu zoefu]

Watutengenezee yale yenye mizigo mikubwa ya kibantu tunayopenda watu wa Africa. Yaani ayajazejaze nyama huku nyuma maana sisi ndio tunapendaga hiyo.

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[KIXI]

 

[Nafaka]

According to report Elon Musk and his company are on the final stages of making a Robot Wife. The supply of Robot Wives is expected to roll out in September 2023. They will reach Africa by November 2023.

Robot Wife will use batteries that last in accordance with menstrual circle. Batteries will only be charged for full three days and operate for a month. Sex with a Robot Wife will require a Password, Pattern or Fingerprint to avoid tempering with. The Robot will cost at around R60 000 to R150 000 depending on the specs.

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Jamaa mbona anatuchanganya sasa. Anasisitiza tuzae tujaze dunia sasa robot halizai mbona

 

[myoyambendi]

Kufanya ngono na robot kutahitaji password su fingerprints

Wabongo kwenye vitu kama hivi wanakuwa na akili za kujiongeza.

Wanaweza kuliiba halafu wakali flash kuondoa password zako

🤣

 

[myoyambendi]

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Duh....

 

[Kipangaspecial]

Jiheshimu wewe

Jiheshimu, nitakukaza , sawa ?

 

[PakiJinja]

[emoji3][emoji3] kivipi tena jamani!! si wanawake Ndio tuko wengi wanaume wachache? Sisi ndio tunauhitaji sio nyie [emoji3]

Nyie endeleeni na harakati za kumkomboa mwanamke, na haki sawa

 

[Robot la Matope]

Jiheshimu, nitakukaza , sawa ?

Uko wapi??

 

[Kipangaspecial]

Uko wapi??

Mgongoni kwako.

 

[Mawembasa1979]

Sio mwanamke tu mkuu, binadamu yeyote huwezi kumreplace, ni vile tu tumepewa kusahau

Ukiona hivyo, ujue Dunia ipo ukingoni kudondoka, Jiandae kupata uponyaji wa Mungu aliye hai.