Huyu muhudumu wa kaunta ni kama ananimezea mate

[Cassnzoba]

sweery merry Christmas 🎄 mpenzii

 

[Kimbukiko]

Una akili kama zangu ndo mambo yangu hayo kuna kaunta nishawahi kumpiga mashine ofisini kwake hapo hapo. Alafanya tu kufunga milango kwa ndani ili kwa nje paonekane pamefungwa kumbe ndani mtu kainamishwa kwenye sofa la humo ndani huku mziki wa blues unapiga mdogo mdogo. It was so fantastic. Yule manzi ananipendaga mpaka leo.

Hahaaaa mbinu kali za pori hizi ,mimi mwenyewe nilifundishwa na mpuuzi mhuni mmoja hivi 😁😁😁

 

[Bill]

Nimetimba kwenye ka liquor store flani mida ya saa 12 jioni nime wakuta majamaa watatu wamezungusha serengeti lite kaunta nzima, nikawapa hi alafu nikaongea na dada wa kaunta anipe valeur kubwa alafu kimyaaa. Muda huu imeisha hawa Majamaa wanabishana mambo ya ligi ya uingereza nimeagiza tena valdur ndogo ndo naifungua hapa, nikamuuliza dada wa kaunta vip una kiberiti? Akasema kipo ila kina njiti moja.. Nikamwambia nipe... Sasa nipo pembeni kidgo na puff some huku tunapigana eye contact na dada wa kaunta, anakuwa kama anataka kutabasam hivi ila hatabasam na analegeza macho kama ananipa ishara flani hivi. Atakuwa ni muumini wa show za kibabe huyu sasa we ngoja.

Anajaribu kutest kuona kama umeshakolea, ili akubambikie bili ya vinywaji.

Ukishaanza kutabasamu hovyo tu kama kichaa hapo tayari anajua ushakolea

 

[Mgeni wa Jiji]

Trust me broo we‘re in the same situation. Nilipanga kuondoka mapema ila naona nitachelewa kuondoka. Naomba na wewe usitoke hapo so we can share what‘s happening

Mimi nipo bado sana hapa, uzuri ni club ya karibu na maskani. Nataka kuona mwisho wa haya mambo

 

[Proved]

Nimetimba kwenye ka liquor store flani mida ya saa 12 jioni nime wakuta majamaa watatu wamezungusha serengeti lite kaunta nzima, nikawapa hi alafu nikaongea na dada wa kaunta anipe valeur kubwa alafu kimyaaa. Muda huu imeisha hawa Majamaa wanabishana mambo ya ligi ya uingereza nimeagiza tena valdur ndogo ndo naifungua hapa, nikamuuliza dada wa kaunta vip una kiberiti? Akasema kipo ila kina njiti moja.. Nikamwambia nipe... Sasa nipo pembeni kidgo na puff some huku tunapigana eye contact na dada wa kaunta, anakuwa kama anataka kutabasam hivi ila hatabasam na analegeza macho kama ananipa ishara flani hivi. Atakuwa ni muumini wa show za kibabe huyu sasa we ngoja.

Mtego huo..... shauri yako

 

[Juuchini]

Unywe na maji mengi

 

[Shark]

Nimetimba kwenye ka liquor store flani mida ya saa 12 jioni nime wakuta majamaa watatu wamezungusha serengeti lite kaunta nzima, nikawapa hi alafu nikaongea na dada wa kaunta anipe valeur kubwa alafu kimyaaa. Muda huu imeisha hawa Majamaa wanabishana mambo ya ligi ya uingereza nimeagiza tena valdur ndogo ndo naifungua hapa, nikamuuliza dada wa kaunta vip una kiberiti? Akasema kipo ila kina njiti moja.. Nikamwambia nipe... Sasa nipo pembeni kidgo na puff some huku tunapigana eye contact na dada wa kaunta, anakuwa kama anataka kutabasam hivi ila hatabasam na analegeza macho kama ananipa ishara flani hivi. Atakuwa ni muumini wa show za kibabe huyu sasa we ngoja.

Uzi tayari...!!!

 

[Half american]

walevi wajinga sana kumbe wao ndio wanakunya usiku huku mabarabarani alafu wanasingizia ni vichaa asubui

😂 dah noma sana siri imefichuka

 

[Half american]

Mrejesho au ndio ulizima?

 

[chrstopher]

Valeur izo zimepanda kichwani unasema counter anakumezea mate kumbe anakushangaa jinsi ulivyo umemeza chupa mzima na kinusu na fegi juu uyo dada anakuchora tuuu any way valeur haijawai kukuacha mtu salama punguza ulevi ndugu

 

[ngara23]

Valeur izo zimepanda kichwani unasema counter anakumezea mate kumbe anakushangaa jinsi ulivyo umemeza chupa mzima na kinusu na fegi juu uyo dada anakuchora tuuu any way valeur haijawai kukuacha mtu salama punguza ulevi ndugu

Valuer ni noma
Yaani ni nusu sumu
Ina hangover mbaya mno

 

[The Evil Genius]

Nimetimba kwenye ka liquor store flani mida ya saa 12 jioni nime wakuta majamaa watatu wamezungusha serengeti lite kaunta nzima, nikawapa hi alafu nikaongea na dada wa kaunta anipe valeur kubwa alafu kimyaaa. Muda huu imeisha hawa Majamaa wanabishana mambo ya ligi ya uingereza nimeagiza tena valdur ndogo ndo naifungua hapa, nikamuuliza dada wa kaunta vip una kiberiti? Akasema kipo ila kina njiti moja.. Nikamwambia nipe... Sasa nipo pembeni kidgo na puff some huku tunapigana eye contact na dada wa kaunta, anakuwa kama anataka kutabasam hivi ila hatabasam na analegeza macho kama ananipa ishara flani hivi. Atakuwa ni muumini wa show za kibabe huyu sasa we ngoja.

Kunywa pombe achana na misigara.

Wanasayansi wanasema wavuta sigara ni watu wenye uwezo mdogo sana wa akili.

Smoking linked to lower IQ's - ISRAEL21c

www.israel21c.org

 

[The Evil Genius]

Smoking is dumb: Young men who smoke have lower IQs, study finds

A new study has determined that young men who smoke are likely to have lower IQs than their nonsmoking peers.

www.sciencedaily.com

 

[Dr hyperkid]

😂 dah noma sana siri imefichuka

kuelekea mwisho wa mwaka nimewafuma kama watatu ivi..hawa jamaa wabadilike mambo walevi wanayafanya wakiwa wamelewa ni matando ya aibu wallah

 

[The Legacy]

Hapo kumla mpaka afunge hapo😂

 

[felakuti]

Unapiga valuer kubwa unaimaliza na unaongeza tena
Valuer ni kali mno

Hapo kashaunguza maini na kuharibu figo angalau 78%

 

[Half american]

kuelekea mwisho wa mwaka nimewafuma kama watatu ivi..hawa jamaa wabadilike mambo walevi wanayafanya wakiwa wamelewa ni matando ya aibu wallah

Ujumbe wao wameupata mwakilishi wao Ushimen atafikisha kwenye vikao vyao.

 

[Ushimen]

Ujumbe wao wameupata mwakilishi wao Ushimen atafikisha kwenye vikao vyao.

Ndiomaana nasema.....
Wasio iweza pombe, waache kuliko kutuharibia taswira njema hapa ndani😊

 

[Youngblood]

Mix by YAS

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Bora avute fegi ila asinywe pombe au sio?

Wavuta sigara wote ni mataahira quoted from ney wa mitego , dar es salaam, Tanzania.