Je, huyu house boy atakuwa anavuta bangi?

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Yaani anajua kama gesi hua inaisha ila hajui kama hua inajazwa?

Well ngoja umeme uishe utajua pa kuzipata main switch, meter na remote.

Amevurugwa huyu kiumbe

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hiyo sio bangi Mkuu!

Ni kichwa chake tu.

Au mapepo?

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nimevimiss viziwa mkuki vyako[emoji257][emoji255]

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Tatizo umeanza kumtafuna hivyo ashajiona mke.

Aisee, tuheshimiane tafadhali, Mimi sio basha

 

[Kibwengo]

Bange

 

[Mgibeon]

Au mapepo?

Hili ndio jibu sahihi!

 

[mkalusanga]

Pole Mimi Sitaki tena kusikia Msichana wa Kazi Wa kwangu ilikuwa Siku ya Jumamosi jioni tulienda Sokoni Mimi uwa Naemea vitu vya Wiki Nzima Sasa imefika Usiku nampa Maagizo Dada kesho Asubuhi tukiamka Ntaenda Kanisani Naomba utengeneze juice Uweke kwenye Friji pia Upange vitu kwenye Friji Halafu Upike tena na Maharage tena hapo tunapikia Rice cooker mi Uwa napikia pia Maharage Nanukuu Alivyonijibu "KWANI WEWE UWEZI KUPIKA KESHO YANI MIMI KWANZA KESHO NAENDA KUSALIMIA NDUGU YANGU MIMI NAPIKA KILA SIKU WE UKIPIKA MARAMOJA KWA WIKI UNASHINDWA???? "Mshenz kabisa nilimtimua hakuamini Macho yake .

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[Mlamba Chumvi]

Ulimfukuza kazi au ulimfukuza apotee mbele ya macho yako [emoji23]

 

[Kanali G]

[emoji38]anakula cha Ar

Cha Njombe ndiyo hatari zaidi

 

[mkalusanga]

Ulimfukuza kazi au ulimfukuza apotee mbele ya macho yako [emoji23]

Yani jumapili nilienda Church kama kawaida Aliona nilichukia ila Sikumsemesha Nilivyoludi tuu nikamuuliza unanidai sh ngapi????Nilikuwa nimempa Mshahara wiki Imepita Akaniambia Elfu kumi na Tano nikaingia Chumbani Nikampa Nikamwambia potea Sasa hivii nisikuone Machoni pangu Mjinga kabisa.

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[darubin ya mbao]

Mkuu acha kufananisha wavuta bangi na matahira, huyo ni tahira mpeleke mirembe.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Kapata bwana huyo, si bure

 

[Mgeni wa Jiji]

Aseee

 

[Fadhilim]

Aisee huyo muwahishe Milembe haraka iwezekanavyo sio akili zake kabisa.
Mtungi wa gesi unaisha unakwenda kuutupa dampo sio poa.

 

[Strictly Syrup]

Aaahahahahahaa looh jamaniii khaaaa........!!!

Mbavu zangu jamani 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 uuuwiiiiiiiiii.

Naskia rahaa utamuuuu 😅


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Jamani rahaaaa, utamuuu.... 😋😋😋

🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂

 

[Rufiji dam]

Huu ni uongo hakuna ukweli. Kama kutakuwa na ukweli basi wewe hauna adabu na nyumba yako ama mnamchezo mchafu mnafanyiana

 

[mkalusanga]

Kapata bwana huyo, si bure

Mjinga kabisa

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[Kasie]

Nimevimiss viziwa mkuki vyako🌹🌷

😆😆😆😆😆

Buujiiiiii......

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

😆😆😆😆😆

Buujiiiiii......

Karibu JF Usiku wa Manane

 

[Kasie]

Karibu JF Usiku wa Manane

Mie nataka mahaba usiku wa manane.

Ule uzi wa kukesha siuwezi...🤪.