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[Valentina]

Tehe

 

[Shunie]

Hahaha Nyie akina CC. @vennosah irk shunie Mmesikia?

Hahahhah iyo iyo P uyo atakua alikutana na mwanafunzi hivi mm naanzaje kujibu ivyo

 

[Shunie]

Tatzo hamna hela. Mi nilishawaambia vijana humu...hawataki kuelewa. Mwanamke hatongozwi jamani, mwanamke anavutwa. Ana vutwa na nn ?? (Jibu unalo) Tehe [emoji23][emoji23]

Kuku mtege na punje za mahindi akinasa tu, unamchinja. [emoji23][emoji23]

Ww muache ajishaue....na wewe ringia hela zako cz u can get any woman, any time, anywhere. Gademit !!!

Santeeeee [emoji122][emoji122]

 

[Senior Boss]

Money Mwanamke gan asiependa Luxury ebooo nawaambia hiv Pesa tuu

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" I'm Still a baller, I'm Still ballin.....That's 5 times i ain't pick up your bitch still calling...... " - 50 Cent

Jitume kijana, Kuna kuchapiwa. [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Upepo wa Pesa]

Angalia tofauti ya majibu haya:
Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: P
HII NI DALILI MBAYA KWAKO MKAKA

Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: Pouwa, mzima wewe?
EHEEE HII NI DALILI SWAFIII KABISAA.

Haijalishi hata kama huko mbeleni utajibiwa no chance, ila hutapanic. Ila hawa wa P hawa, ni kuwaombea njaa tu.

wnegine wanasemaga K, P yaani ni balaa!! ulichoandika ni sahihi kabisa!! ila sishauri umwombee njaa binadam mwenzako

 

[Mustaphagentleman]

Wanawake wanataka kuwa wanaume Wenye Mafanikio

 

[STUNTER]

halafu mengi yako hivyo mambo mengiine kibao utafikiri mishe zako anazijua

Sasa jamani tumewasubiri muje tunaona kimya, inabidi tuwafate sisi huko pm, na muyavumilie tu maswali yetu

 

[STUNTER]

Acha ushamba aliyekwambia kutongoza kuna formula nani??[emoji41] [emoji41] [emoji41]

Nawewe kumbe pia huwa unatuma salamu?

 

[STUNTER]

Huyo ni mwanaume hewa.
Achunguzwe.

Hahahha.... Ikiwezekana atumbuliwe

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

mzima hofu kwako

Niko poa sana, nimeanzisha salam ili nikija pm mengine yaendelee

 

[Hydrazin]

Angalia tofauti ya majibu haya:
Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: P
HII NI DALILI MBAYA KWAKO MKAKA

Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: Pouwa, mzima wewe?
EHEEE HII NI DALILI SWAFIII KABISAA.

Haijalishi hata kama huko mbeleni utajibiwa no chance, ila hutapanic. Ila hawa wa P hawa, ni kuwaombea njaa tu.

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[STUNTER]

huyo jamaa kusoma hajui sawa, hata picha tu kama huyu ni mbuzi au twiga?
Yaan9 majibu yoote hayo ya mkato na bado akaendelea tu

Jamaa alifundishwa formula ya ''Mvumilivu hula mbivu''

 

[gwijimimi]

Hehehehehhe

 

[STUNTER]

yana nitokea sana tu ila kidume na kaza sielewi yan wala sitaki kujua ila ipo siku atanikumbuka

Siku nyingine jaribu kuanza kumuuliza namba yake ya Mpesa,

 

[STUNTER]

Tatzo hamna hela. Mi nilishawaambia vijana humu...hawataki kuelewa. Mwanamke hatongozwi jamani, mwanamke anavutwa. Ana vutwa na nn ?? (Jibu unalo) Tehe [emoji23][emoji23]

Kuku mtege na punje za mahindi akinasa tu, unamchinja. [emoji23][emoji23]

Ww muache ajishaue....na wewe ringia hela zako cz u can get any woman, any time, anywhere. Gademit !!!

Dah, basi masikini ndio hawastahili kupendwa?

 

[Youngblood]

Kweli kabisa

 

[Sakayo]

Ye alikosea pale mwanzoni angechomekea, naomba nkutumie hela ya lunch ka hutojali

 

[KARANJA 007]

HII NI CHATING INBOX
Mkaka: hi!
Mdada: helow!
Mkaka: Mambo!?
Mdada: Poa.
Mkaka: Inakuwaje
Mdada: Fresh tu
Mkaka: Shwari kabisa?
Mdada: Shwari tu..
Mkaka: Mishe zinakwenda poa!
Mdada: Poa tu
Mkaka: Mambo mengine?
Mdada: Poa tu
Mkaka:ehe Nambie sasa...
Mdada: Poaz
Mkaka: hata mi nko poa vp michongo?
Mdada: Poa tu
Mkaka: Pande zipi mrembo....
Mdada: Nipo home
Mkaka: Pande zipi hizo mi nipo Mwanza
Mdada: Dar
Mkaka: kwema pande hizo
Mdada: kwema tu
Mkaka: Maisha yanasemaje?
Mdada: Poa tu
Mkaka: Familia iko poa Mdada: Poa tu
Mkaka: SAMAHANI HIVI UNAISHI NA
WAZAZI AMA UMEOLEWA? Na kama umeolewa je
unaionaje ndoa?
Mdada: kimya..
Baada ya dakika mbili mdada akamblock yule
mkaka......
**Wakati mwingine tunawalaumu bure akina dada
eti wanadharau huko Inbox. Sasa jamani kweli huyu
mtu huyu!! Unamsaidiaje hata kama ni wewe...Yaani
salamu imerudiwa weee mpaka kero halafu
mwishowe anauliza swali la ghafla tu ka mpu.mbavu
vile!!!

Umegusa pale pale,ndio maana Mheshimiwa Lowassa alisisitiza elimu,elimu,elimu na majitu yamekazania kilimo,kilimo,kilimo,majipu,majipu,majipi haya ndio matokeo yake.

 

[Youngblood]

Angalia tofauti ya majibu haya:
Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: P
HII NI DALILI MBAYA KWAKO MKAKA

Mkaka: Mamboz
Mdada: Pouwa, mzima wewe?
EHEEE HII NI DALILI SWAFIII KABISAA.

Haijalishi hata kama huko mbeleni utajibiwa no chance, ila hutapanic. Ila hawa wa P hawa, ni kuwaombea njaa tu.

Yani mimi mtu akinijibu "p" au "pw" nafuta PM

 

[KARANJA 007]

Hivi sijui unakuwaga na darubini

Shunie hujambo?