Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Tkapu]

Yaani nimecheka mpaka basi aisee

 

[Mozu1991]

TANROAD Nawao hawakurudi Nyuma
GONGA UGONGWE[emoji3]

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[tausi900]

*Mzee mmoja aliagizwa sidiria na mke wake, alipofika dukani akawa amesahau size gani. Mama muuzaji akamwambia: "Usijali, njoo unishike matiti yangu ulinganishe na hayo ya wife wako labda utakumbuka ukubwa wa sidiria ulioagizwa, "Mzee kuona hivyo akasema: "Niliagizwa na chupi!"*

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[stickvibration]

Wauza madafu nao wamekuja na KATA UKATIWE ukimaliza UCHOKONOLEWE
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji85][emoji85][emoji85]hatuponi mwaka huu

 

[Foxhound]

Niko hom, nimemkuta mdogo wangu na rafiki yake, mdogo wangu kaja na yake eti "Braza naomba makenikia" mi nikakunjua jeans yangu chini na kumkusanyia mchanga ulioingia[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Dogo kakasirika, ndipo rafiki yake akaniambia kuwa dogo alikuwa anataka macoin nilobakisha[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] sipendi kufuata mkumbo mimi[emoji57] [emoji57]

 

[stickvibration]

Ingekua kupizi kimoja kinalia mlio kama bunduki.wakati mkingegedana
Manzese kungekua kama Syria[emoji3]

 

[Africa Tanzania]

*Sehemu Katika Mwili Wa Binadamu Iliyo Zungukwa Na Nywele Nyingi Laini Na Inaunyevu Unyevu Ikiguswa Guswa Taratibu Au Kwa Bahati Mbaya Utoa Majimaji Ni (JICHO)endelea kuwaza ujinga wako tu*

 

[Freyzem]

*LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU*...

SIO CHA KUKIMBIA,
CHA KUPIGA KELELE

 

[Freyzem]

Mkurya kapakia trei za mayai kama 25 kwenye baskeli anatoka Gongo la mboto kufika tazara Trafiki kamsimamisha na kuanza kumuuliza;
Polisi: Umebeba nini?
Mkurya: Mayai Mraaa
Polisi: Mayai ya nani?
Mkurya: Ya kuku Mraaa
Polisi: Yanatoka wapi?Mkurya: Mraaa, mkunduni kwake mraaa
[emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37]Polisi kaishiwa pozi ikabidi tu amuachie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Wakati mwingine bangi zinasidia![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[stickvibration]

Hivi kwanini MCHUNGAJI akisoma,watu wengine wanaanguka chini kasoro ma cAMERA MEN?

 

[stickvibration]

*MADEMU WENYE CHUCHU NDOGO WANAOGOPA KUANIKA SIDIRIA ZAO NJE ET! KISA WATU WATADHANI MIWANI*
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[Foxhound]

*MADEMU WENYE CHUCHU NDOGO WANAOGOPA KUANIKA SIDIRIA ZAO NJE ET! KISA WATU WATADHANI MIWANI*
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We jamaa wewe, itakuwa ushakula jani, si kwa staili hii[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji38]
Mi nimeacha kwanza nipo kwenye mfungo.

 

[stickvibration]

Hahahaha hapa saum imenishona hadi sikumjua hata huyu mmasai nilipishana nae nikafkiri Albino kumbe ni Yero[emoji3]

 

[Foxhound]

Dah haya maisha ya kijijini noma kweli, nimetafuta kuni ili nipike bahati mbaya si nimekosa ikabidi nikate mbangi wangu, moshi wake sasa [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hapa hata sijui napika nini, maana bora ningevuta kuliko huu unaoniingia[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[agadinho]

Eti nasikia kuwa ukienda ukweni sio vizuri kula muwa.... mliiooa ni kweli hayo?

Naaaaaamu otherwise utawakosea wakwe heshima.

 

[Mr Miller]

Huko nchini SOMALIA kuna mtu amechepuka Mara moja tu na kuhukumiwa kupigwa mawe hadharani hadi kufa.
Hii sheria ikiletwa Tanzania itabidi serikali iagize kwanza mawe nchi za nje maana yaliyopo hayatatosha.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahhha [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji23] daah!

 

[Foxhound]

ukiona mtu mwenye namba ya tigo anachati.... Ujue kasha jazwa

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[Foxhound]

Mkurya kapakia trei za mayai kama 25 kwenye baskeli anatoka Gongo la mboto kufika tazara Trafiki kamsimamisha na kuanza kumuuliza;
Polisi: Umebeba nini?
Mkurya: Mayai Mraaa
Polisi: Mayai ya nani?
Mkurya: Ya kuku Mraaa
Polisi: Yanatoka wapi?Mkurya: Mraaa, mkunduni kwake mraaa
[emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37][emoji37]Polisi kaishiwa pozi ikabidi tu amuachie[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Wakati mwingine bangi zinasidia![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

Repost hii

 

[stickvibration]

*Kuna mtaa nimeshindwa kupita mm maaana nimekuta bango limeandikwa PITA UPITIWE nimerud zangu natafuta njia ingine*[emoji19][emoji1321][emoji1321][emoji1321]

 

[sojobizzy]

*Kuna mtaa nimeshindwa kupita mm maaana nimekuta bango limeandikwa PITA UPITIWE nimerud zangu natafuta njia ingine*[emoji19][emoji1321][emoji1321][emoji1321]

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