Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

westoni · Jun 8, 2017

alibakari said:
Nimesikia kuna wanafunzi wamegoma kufanya mitihani, kisa wamekuta lile swali la fill in the blanks "wanaogopa kujaza, eti watajazwa"[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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westoni · Jun 8, 2017

alibakari said:
Hivi huyu jamaa vp ameshakwenda au bado?[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

kanye sas

westoni · Jun 8, 2017

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Sam next · Jun 8, 2017

Dragoon said:
CHEKA UCHEKWE
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Freyzem said:
BABA: mwanangu mbona skuizi wapenda niita DAD badala ya BABA
BINTI : kuita baba kunamaliza lipstick.
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proskaeur · Jun 8, 2017

Freyzem said:
Wewe Ni Mwanafunzi.. HUNA HELA Ila Umeamua Kudate Na Mwanafunzi Mwenzako HANA HELA Halafu Unamtemegea AKUTUNZE kwa Kutumia Nini Sasa?
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Labda Kwa PHOTOSYNTHESIS PROCESS???

Hahahaaaa,,,

GISAMBO · Jun 8, 2017

IVI MIAKA IJAYO NA SISI TUTAITWA WAHENGA.[emoji3][emoji3]utaskia wahenga walisema
[emoji117]JAZA UJAZWE

Mish Albert · Jun 8, 2017

tanga raha said:
Kuna jamaa alikuwa akisisitizwa sana kuoa [emoji132] baba yake alimtafutia wake zaidi ya wa nne yeye anasema amamchumba wake tena kwa msisitizo
Masiku yakaenda kuna siku baba anakwenda chooni anamsikia mwanae akilalamika ohoooo baba ananotafutia wachumba kila siku mi siwataki nataka nikuoe wewe na sitakuacha hata waseme nini.
Baba si ndio akaona kweli mwanae yale aliyokuwa anasema ni ya kweli leo kaja na mwanamke wake ndani tena wako chooni wanaoga.
Baba akapigia simu masheikh waje haraka nyumbani kwake waje wapige ya mkeka
Kwa vile walikuwa majirani tu chap wakawa wamefika . Sindio wakavunja mlango wakamkuta ameshikilia sababuni.
Baba kwa hasira akawaambia masheikh muozesheni hiyo hiyo sabani. Masheikh wakafanya yao[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

Niko njiani napelekwa mirembe nahisi ndiko honeymoon ya jamaa inapofanyia

Hahahaha[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji9]

Mish Albert · Jun 8, 2017

stickvibration said:
*Nikiwa nimechoka najiamulia tu kupiga simu police:*
*Mimi:* Hello afande nipo hapa naona watu kibao wamekufa...

*Afande:* Kiongozi tuambie mahali ulipo tuje sasa hivi...
*Mimi:*Nipo hapa makaburini...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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GISAMBO · Jun 8, 2017

Padri m1 alipotea mjini akamuuliza kijana m1 ;naomba unifahamishe wapi ilipo posta kijana akamfahamisha mpaka akakujua posta,padri akamjibu asante kwa kunionyesha njia ya na WEWE njoo kanisani nikuonyeshe njia ya peponi .Kijana akaguna akamjibu imekushinda ya posta sembuse ya peponi?

Foxhound · Jun 8, 2017

Je wajua?

[emoji38] [emoji38] Sato ni maarufu sana nchini Japan.[emoji38] [emoji38]

Namaanisha Takuma Sato, yule dereva maarufu wa kwenye mashindano ya magari [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] kama ulizani hawa wa ziwa Viktoria shauri yako[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Guasa Ambonii · Jun 8, 2017

Hii tabia ya baadhi ya watu kutopenda kulipa ankara zao za maji na umeme mpaka WAKATIWE!

Aqua Man · Jun 8, 2017

culture gal said:
hahahahaha ila sijaelewa mwalimu kozi ya sanaa wanakuaje

Hawaajiliwi siku hizi ndugu

Dragoon · Jun 9, 2017

Dragoon · Jun 9, 2017

Hii habari inaniacha bila mbavu
chanzo: kabwelacomix.blogspot.com

Foxhound · Jun 9, 2017

Boda boda bana[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Waweza kuta hapo anaota kapakia abiria[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

dingihimself · Jun 9, 2017

Serikali kupitia waziri wa nyumba na maendeleo ya jamii imewaagiza wamiliki wa nyumba za kupanga kuwa ifikapo tar.01-07-2017 bei ya chumba itapunguzwa hadi kufikia nusu ya bei ya awali. Yaani kama ulikuwa unalipa chumba.50,000 sasa utalipa 25,000. Ni huko Burkinafaso bongo bado we andaa kodi ya mwenye nyumba.

Freyzem · Jun 9, 2017

Yule Mark Zukabeg alipata hasara kwenye project ya 1.9 Billion na "he is breathing fine"

Mimi leo sijui nimeweka wapi elf kumi yangu naskia kifua kinataka kupasuka.... asthma asthma ivi...... kichwa kinagonga sana naskia pia mchanganyiko wa typhoid na malaria.... naskia hadi kulia.....

kweli life is not fair
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cute b · Jun 9, 2017

Freyzem said:
Yule Mark Zukabeg alipata hasara kwenye project ya 1.9 Billion na "he is breathing fine"

Mimi leo sijui nimeweka wapi elf kumi yangu naskia kifua kinataka kupasuka.... asthma asthma ivi...... kichwa kinagonga sana naskia pia mchanganyiko wa typhoid na malaria.... naskia hadi kulia.....

kweli life is not fair
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Umenitia aibu hadharani ujue.
Khaaaaaa

Freyzem · Jun 9, 2017

cute b said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Umenitia aibu hadharani ujue.
Khaaaaaa

Umejamba kwa sauti hadharan..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

ElPuto Jefe · Jun 9, 2017

Mambo ya daladala
Boy: Dada mambo?
Girl: Mwanaume suruali nikupeleke wapi?
Boy: Kwenye mashati..

Nimecheka mpaka nimepitiliza kituo..

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