Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Ludanha said:

Wavuta bangi watatu walivunja duka la dhahabu ili waibe.
Mmoja alichukua Dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa wakatoroka yule wa mwisho akabaki ndani.
Mwenye duka akaja na polisi kuingia ndani wakamkuta jamaa amekaa mguu juu ya mguu
Akaulizwa:mbona hukutoroka kama wenzako?
Akajibu:mmoja amechukua dhahabu mwengine akachukua pesa nami nmechukua duka.

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Tafadhali Kama Unamfaham Mtu Yeyote Aliyepoteza Maisha,

Mwambie Kunamaisha Huku Yameokotwa aje kuangalia kama ni yakwake.
Si ndo bangi imeshaamua asa mi nifanyaje.

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*Tafadhali Kama Unamfaham Mtu Yeyote Aliyepoteza Maisha,*

*Mwambie Kunamaisha Huku Yameokotwa aje kuangalia kama ni yakwake.*















Si ndo bangi imeshaamua asa mi nifanyaje.

Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

MDAI :bosi unajua deni lako limefikisha mwaka leo
MDAIWA :sasa unataka tuliimbie happy birthday?

stickvibration said:

Money is evil
Jamaa mmoja karudi mapema kutoka Kazini mpole!
MKEWE: Vipi leo mbona mapema na mpole hivyo?
MUME: Ofisi yetu imeungua Moto na watu wote wamekufa.
MKEWE: Sasa ilikuwaje wewe ukapona?
MUME: Nilikuwa chooni, nje kidogo na ofisi.
MKEWE: Loh maskini familia zao zitakuwaje?
MUME: Watalipwa milioni 200 kila mfiwa.
MKEWE: Akahamaki kwa hasira, "Ona sasa kunyakunya kwako ovyo umetukosesha mihela yote!!
Hebu rudi huko kabla moto haujazimika!....[emoji85][emoji85][emoji125][emoji125]

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Hahahaha huyu mke atakuwa nimchaga

Wanawake wana mambo unamsifia dada nywele zako nzuri nae anaitikia ahsante wakati kavaa WIGI

muxar said:

*Tafadhali Kama Unamfaham Mtu Yeyote Aliyepoteza Maisha,*

*Mwambie Kunamaisha Huku Yameokotwa aje kuangalia kama ni yakwake.*















Si ndo bangi imeshaamua asa mi nifanyaje.

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Kwa akili zangu naweza kwenda na kumrambisha finger hapo, bangi kweli sio mbaya[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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sheremaya said:

Daaahhh nimecheka kwa nguvu nusura ushuzi utoke eti mmetoka wap mnaenda wap

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Daaaah! Kuwa makini inawezekana bureki haijakazwa vizuri. Isijekutokea ajali.

Shokonzi said:

Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

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Huyu mwehu ni noma Sana malipo ni hapahapa duniani


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jakitoo said:

Ndo mama wawili.[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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izi photo shop bhaanaa

Tha real voice said:

izi photo shop bhaanaa

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A teacher was teaching words and their opposite then he told Mutabazi to stand up and give answers !

Teacher: What is the opposite of good
Mutabazi : Bad

Teacher: Come
Mutabazi : Go!

Teacher: Ugly
Mutabazi : Sexy

Teacher: You are wrong
Mutabazi : You are right

Teacher: Shut up
Mutabazi : Keep talking

Teacher: OK now stop
Mutabazi: OK now carry on

Teacher: Get out
Mutabazi : Come in

Teacher: Oh my God
Mutabazi : Oh my devil

Teacher: This fool
Mutabazi: This genius

Teacher: Are you normal
Mutabazi: Are you mad

Teacher: You have failed
Mutabazi : I have passed

Teacher: Pumbaavu
Mutabazi: Kum*nyoko

Teacher: Mbwa
Mutabazi : Mbwa mwitu!!

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