Ludanha
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- Jan 24, 2014
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HahahahahaMungu alifikiri sana asee kuzaliwa kwetu binadam Kwa mfano ingekua mwanamke ataga mayai ndio tutotolewe tungekuwa wachache sana huku duniani vile wanaume tunavyo jipenda[emoji12][emoji117]ungeskia mke wang umetaga mangapi leo!![emoji12][emoji12]mke.[emoji117]ma4
Mume.[emoji117]nikarangiziee matatuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Lugha imenyoka hatariHahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa my ribs
Da mwanang. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] acha tuHusband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
Itakuwa ungo umeekewa mechanism ya invisible airbag[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]Swali la kizushi, hivi wachawi wanapodondokaga kwanini havunjiki hata mguu? Anakua salama kabisa hatakama alidondoka kutoka stratosphere, wakati mtu akijikwaa tuu anachubuka balaa.kuna mechanism gani kwenye usafiri wa ungo ukipata ajali hata huchubuki wakati ndege za wazungu mnakufa wote [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I think African technology is the best of wazungu Kama tukijiendeleza
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WpK
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[emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] ingekuwa mimi ndio huyo mchoraji[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] angesikia tu, imoooooooo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]
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HahahaaNumbisa anahitajika hapa[emoji23][emoji23]
Na wazungu wangekuwa washatoka.
[emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] ingekuwa mimi ndio huyo mchoraji[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] angesikia tu, imoooooooo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]
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Hiyo avatar ndo wewe?...mtoto una chura balaa[emoji56] [emoji56]Hope mpo okay
Leo nina stress balaa najisikia kuchat tu humu
-Dikteta uchwara apingwe!HIZI NDIO AINA KUU ZA TUNGO
Mfano.
1.Mwanafunzi ana ngoma
-Tungo tata
2.Juma anakwenda Kibiti.
-Tungo hatarishi
3.Umepokea kiasi cha sh.1,000,000 kiwango chako cha Mpesa ni sh 1,500,000
-Tungo tamanishi
4.Msiba wa mkwe umenikuta na sh 1200 mfukoni
-Tungo huzunishi
5.Kawogo kaokota Dola elfu kumi Mtaa wa Kongo
-Tungo ndoto
6.Maisha ya nyumba ndogo yana raha kuliko ya nyumba kubwa
-Tungo mchepuko.
7. mwanafunzi unaetembea nae kukwambia hazioni siku zake[emoji42]
-Tungo shtushi
NI MFANO WA TUNGO TU HIZO ILA SIO KWELI[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]
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Kuna mda nacheka nakujisahaulisha ujinga Wa dikiteta uchwaraJamani humu kuna msichana mwenye chuchu saa sita?[emoji15] [emoji15]
Nataka anirekebishie saa yangu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]