Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Ludanha]

Mungu alifikiri sana asee kuzaliwa kwetu binadam Kwa mfano ingekua mwanamke ataga mayai ndio tutotolewe tungekuwa wachache sana huku duniani vile wanaume tunavyo jipenda[emoji12][emoji117]ungeskia mke wang umetaga mangapi leo!![emoji12][emoji12]mke.[emoji117]ma4
Mume.[emoji117]nikarangiziee matatuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

No.[HASHTAG]#Love[/HASHTAG]

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Hahahahaha

 

[Ludanha]

Mganga Ameandika Kwenye Bango Lake Anauwezo Wa Kumrudisha JK Madarakani..Watu wemejaa haijawahi Tokea

 

[Mbassa jr]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[thatonegAl]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Lugha imenyoka hatari

 

[Curious gal]

Hahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa my ribs

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Tofauti ya mke wa uswazi na ushuani
Wa ushuani :kama umetoka kuoga atakwambia baby you look nice and flesh
Wa uswazi :naona ndo kumekucha mwanaume kwa kuswampa weye hupumziki kama nesi wa zamu.

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Ashukuriwe mungu kama angekuumba ndege na namna ulivyo komaa ungekuwa umechinjwa siku nyingi.

 

[WKawishe]

Swali la kizushi, hivi wachawi wanapodondokaga kwanini havunjiki hata mguu? Anakua salama kabisa hatakama alidondoka kutoka stratosphere, wakati mtu akijikwaa tuu anachubuka balaa.kuna mechanism gani kwenye usafiri wa ungo ukipata ajali hata huchubuki wakati ndege za wazungu mnakufa wote [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I think African technology is the best of wazungu Kama tukijiendeleza
[emoji113][emoji113][emoji113]

WpK

 

[Dark mode]

Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

Da mwanang. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] acha tu

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[Foxhound]

Swali la kizushi, hivi wachawi wanapodondokaga kwanini havunjiki hata mguu? Anakua salama kabisa hatakama alidondoka kutoka stratosphere, wakati mtu akijikwaa tuu anachubuka balaa.kuna mechanism gani kwenye usafiri wa ungo ukipata ajali hata huchubuki wakati ndege za wazungu mnakufa wote [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I think African technology is the best of wazungu Kama tukijiendeleza
[emoji113][emoji113][emoji113]

WpK

Itakuwa ungo umeekewa mechanism ya invisible airbag[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Foxhound]

[emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] ingekuwa mimi ndio huyo mchoraji[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] angesikia tu, imoooooooo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Numbisa]

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Akhy D]

[emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] ingekuwa mimi ndio huyo mchoraji[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] angesikia tu, imoooooooo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji252]You get what you work for not What you wish for [emoji252]

 

[Numbisa]

Numbisa anahitajika hapa[emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaa

 

[Ludanha]

[emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] ingekuwa mimi ndio huyo mchoraji[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] angesikia tu, imoooooooo[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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Na wazungu wangekuwa washatoka.

 

[salthanks]

Hope mpo okay
Leo nina stress balaa najisikia kuchat tu humu

Hiyo avatar ndo wewe?...mtoto una chura balaa[emoji56] [emoji56]

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[Foxhound]

HIZI NDIO AINA KUU ZA TUNGO

Mfano.

1.Mwanafunzi ana ngoma
-Tungo tata

2.Juma anakwenda Kibiti.
-Tungo hatarishi

3.Umepokea kiasi cha sh.1,000,000 kiwango chako cha Mpesa ni sh 1,500,000
-Tungo tamanishi

4.Msiba wa mkwe umenikuta na sh 1200 mfukoni
-Tungo huzunishi

5.Kawogo kaokota Dola elfu kumi Mtaa wa Kongo
-Tungo ndoto

6.Maisha ya nyumba ndogo yana raha kuliko ya nyumba kubwa
-Tungo mchepuko.

7. mwanafunzi unaetembea nae kukwambia hazioni siku zake[emoji42]
-Tungo shtushi

NI MFANO WA TUNGO TU HIZO ILA SIO KWELI[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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[Freyzem]

HIZI NDIO AINA KUU ZA TUNGO

Mfano.

1.Mwanafunzi ana ngoma
-Tungo tata

2.Juma anakwenda Kibiti.
-Tungo hatarishi

3.Umepokea kiasi cha sh.1,000,000 kiwango chako cha Mpesa ni sh 1,500,000
-Tungo tamanishi

4.Msiba wa mkwe umenikuta na sh 1200 mfukoni
-Tungo huzunishi

5.Kawogo kaokota Dola elfu kumi Mtaa wa Kongo
-Tungo ndoto

6.Maisha ya nyumba ndogo yana raha kuliko ya nyumba kubwa
-Tungo mchepuko.

7. mwanafunzi unaetembea nae kukwambia hazioni siku zake[emoji42]
-Tungo shtushi

NI MFANO WA TUNGO TU HIZO ILA SIO KWELI[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

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-Dikteta uchwara apingwe!
Tungo chochezi.

 

[mjukuum]

Jamani humu kuna msichana mwenye chuchu saa sita?[emoji15] [emoji15]
Nataka anirekebishie saa yangu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Kuna mda nacheka nakujisahaulisha ujinga Wa dikiteta uchwara

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