Sipendi Uchawa
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Sijaona kilichokuleta humu. Hizo mb ungezitumia kusoma tuMechi za uswazi tumepiga game mshika kibendera akaachia offside dhahiri tukakoswa goli basi timu nzima tukamfuata na kuanza kumtukana "wewe m.s.e.n.g.e nini yaani mtu kaotea weye unaachia tutakubutua "basi akawa mpole game ikaendelea ikaja offside akanyoosha kibendera mara nyingine sio offside kabisa yeye akanyoosha kibendera tukajua kumbe domo limesaidia na ule mkwara mbuzi basi ikatiwa ndefu offside kabisa tukajua kama kawaida atanyoosha loh kaweka kibendera chini kaenda nae jamaa mpaka akafunga sasa waqt anarudi kati akasikika akisema "huo ndio u.s.e.n.g.e wangu huo ndio u.s.e.n.g.e wangu kwa sauti wote tukimsikia basi hakuna aliepata nguvu za kumfuata na kumkoromea tena tukaweka mpira kati.
Umenizidi ugonjwaInategemea na hiyo Flash yenyewe ni ya GB ngapi mkuu.. Kama ni chini ya 4 GB picha zinakuwa zimepauka kama wahenga na choo kitagoma kitakuwa haki-flashiki... [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
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[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]Husband on second day of marriage :-
He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.
Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.
Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"
[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Hivi ukiwa unafanyia wagomjwa operesheni nyumbani ndo kunaitwaga HOME THIETA
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[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], *UKIWA SINGLE BANA, MSG UNAZO ONA ASUBUHI NI ZA KWENYE MAGROUP TU*
Kama ni Mti basi wewe ungekua MTI WA MPAPAE,,,,UKIFA HAUFAI KUNI WALA MKAA[emoji124]Daaaa nimepitia page zote mbona sijacheka aisee kama hamuwezi kuchekesha kachezeni mnapochezaga
Huwa sitaki ujinga kapisa
wenda but am no sureKama ni Mti basi wewe ungekua MTI WA MPAPAE,,,,UKIFA HAUFAI KUNI WALA MKAA[emoji124]
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Hii ni kali kuliko zoteUMEMUAGA mkeo unaenda kazini, ukapita kwa mchepuko wako, wakati unajimwaya-mwaya na mchepuko, mume wa mchepuko akagonga mlango, ikabidi ufichwe uvunguni mwa kitanda. Wakati bado upo uvunguni ka mchepuko kakamuaga mume wake kwamba, kanaenda saloon, mume wa ka-mchepuko naye akaona ndo muda wa kuita mchepuko wake, akauita ukaja, wakajimwayamwaya kwa sana muda huo wee bado upo uvunguni. Mara mchepuko wako akarudi kutoka saloon, akagonga mlango, ikabidi mume wa mchepuko wako aufiche uvunguni mchepuko wake. Kucheki hivi kumbe mchepuko wenyewe ndo mke wako uliyemuaga unaenda kazini, kwa hiyo wewe na mke wako wote mkawa mmefichwa uvunguni...Ukisikia vita ya tatu ya dunia, ndo hii sasa.
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[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji13]Nimelala Nikawa Naota... BILL GATE Ananiamsha.."Boss, Boss Amka Chakula Tayari"
....Eti Jaman Hii Sio Dalili Ya Malaria Kweli..??
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Duh aisee![emoji3] [emoji3] hapo ndio utajua kwanini mbwa hanenepi miguu!UMEMUAGA mkeo unaenda kazini, ukapita kwa mchepuko wako, wakati unajimwaya-mwaya na mchepuko, mume wa mchepuko akagonga mlango, ikabidi ufichwe uvunguni mwa kitanda. Wakati bado upo uvunguni ka mchepuko kakamuaga mume wake kwamba, kanaenda saloon, mume wa ka-mchepuko naye akaona ndo muda wa kuita mchepuko wake, akauita ukaja, wakajimwayamwaya kwa sana muda huo wee bado upo uvunguni. Mara mchepuko wako akarudi kutoka saloon, akagonga mlango, ikabidi mume wa mchepuko wako aufiche uvunguni mchepuko wake. Kucheki hivi kumbe mchepuko wenyewe ndo mke wako uliyemuaga unaenda kazini, kwa hiyo wewe na mke wako wote mkawa mmefichwa uvunguni...Ukisikia vita ya tatu ya dunia, ndo hii sasa.
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