Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Freyzem said:

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Sonia G said:

*VIJANA WA LEO*
_*Surali 20,000/-*
_*T-shirts 25,000/-*
_*Saa 15,000/-*
_*Simu 450,000/-*
_*Body spray 25,000/-*
_*Sadaka 1000/-*
```Baraka utazisikia tu kwa wenzako.
Kenge wa Ukerewe wewe.
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[emoji23][emoji28][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23][emoji28] kenge mwenyewee

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Nilikuwa gheto nasikiliza matangazo ya mpira wa yanga simba, mara nasikia mtangazaji anasema mpira unakuwa ni mwingi unakuwa ni wa kutupwa... tena nikasikia Tambwe anaenda kutupa mpira..... Nikaamua kufunga safari kwenda uwanjani nikaokote mipira, maana ilitupwa mingi sana. Kabla sijafika mtangazaji akasema mpira umekwisha....
Nimesimama hapa barabarani naona watu wanatoka uwanjani wamekasirika sana, nahisi nao wemeenda wakakuta mipira imekwisha.

Tatizo ya madem bana unamtoa out
Kwenda kula DINNER.
Hotelini ataisoma MENU YA MSOSI NUSU SAA
MWISHOOO ANAAGIZA CHIPS MAYAI[emoji3]

Mwalimu kauliza swali, "Ukitumia mbolea ya Urea unashauriwa kupanda nini" Mi nikajibu "Mlima", Naona mwalimu kamtuma Juma fimbo , nafkiri anataka ya kufundishia ubaoni.

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Sonia G said:

Jamani mwenye mwiko aniazime nataka kusonga mbele[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Jamani jamani mbavu zangu

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brAin cRacker said:

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Amelishwa nn humo kwny marriage jmn?

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NIPO SIRIOUSJAMAN

Mm ninaesoma text hii nina mimba ya huyu alietuma
nikwelikabisa....
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Jana nlisahau kipisi changu cha ganja pale home
Bibi yangu akafkiri ugoro
SAA HII NAMSKIA AKIIMBA WIMBO WA MIMMASAI BANA NASEMA MIMMASAI
HUKU AKIRUKARUKA
nafkiri atakua anauenzi huu wimbo wa Mr Yebo[emoji1321]

Utamu Wa Uji
Bakuli Kuwa Ya Moto[emoji3]

Sonia G said:

Jamani mwenye mwiko aniazime nataka kusonga mbele[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Babu hakuwa romantic dakika mbili nyingi kawaka kifupi alikuwa kauzu mtata mkuda mkoloni flan hivi. Siku moja kamwambia bibi leo tukumbushie enzi zetu wakati nakusotea nitakusubiri pale chini ya mwembe bibi akamwambia saa mbili za usiku babu sawa.
Babu moja na nusu yupo pale kang'atwa na mbu mpaka nne na nusu bibi hajatokea babu karudi home akaingia na mlango kafyumu si kitoto kamkuta bibi sebuleni
Babu :sasa tumepangaje nawe umefanya nini?
Bibi :huku anajing'ata kucha akasema "mama alinikataza nisitoke
Babu ilibidi acheke tu wakaenda kulala.

Sonia G said:

Jamani mwenye mwiko aniazime nataka kusonga mbele[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Freyzem said:

Mtoto: Mama kila nikikuuliza katkat ya miguu ya baba kuna nini hunijib sasa leo nimechunguza mpk nimejua
Mama:Mh?....
Mtoto:Kuna mswaki
Mama:hahahhah nani kakwambia
Mtoto:Nimemwona dada wambura kapiga magoti anasugua meno yake baba akiwa amesimama nikaingia dada c akageuka bac mdomo wote ulikuwa umejaa daw ya mswaki hadi ikawa inatoka nje
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Usicheke mazishi ya huyo housegirl ni ijumaa

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Kwi kwi kwi Hatar kabisa..

Hivi ukisepa Tanzania kwa muda mrefu ....alafu ukapamiss ndio unaitwa Miss Tanzania au?????? [emoji19][emoji19]

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