Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Nelson nely]

Daah

 

[Foxhound]

Kweli January ngumu [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] Asubuhi hii Kuna jamaa kataka kuniuzia Paka.....nikamwambia home hatuna panya.. Akashusha bei akasema panya atawaleta Baadae mchana..[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[thinks b4 speak]

MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.
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Hahahaha

 

[Decree Holder]

Dooh

 

[thinks b4 speak]

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Vyuma vilivyokaza kweli
Pana jamaa yangu nimekutana nae nikawa namkumbusha kuwa harusi ya sister ni keshokutwa. Akaniuliza mwili wa marehemu unatarajiwa kufika lini?
Nb :January hii si mchezo.

 

[juma digo]

Ratiba yangu ya msosi kesho asubuhi ntaenda kituo cha police nikale makofi
Mchana ntaenda kambi ya jeshi nikale mitama, jioni nitakula hasara niliyopata...

Nisiposhiba Ntakuja Kwenu Nile Hata Matusi!!

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Leo nimechukua shati la kijeshi la
braza na suruali ya kawaida nimetinga
nikapita maeneo ya jeshini naona
wameniita wakaniuliza we hilo si shati
la kijeshi? Mbona Wew umevaa kwani wewe ni
Mwanajeshi? Nimewaambia Nyie Wajinga nini sasa
Mlitaka Nivae Vest?Naona
wamenibeba Juu Juu Nasikia Raha
Kweli Nahis Wananipeleka Kunipa
Suruali Kabsaa.... Sipendi Kuchezewa Akili Yangu

 

[Hannover]

Leo nimechukua shati la kijeshi la
braza na suruali ya kawaida nimetinga
nikapita maeneo ya jeshini naona
wameniita wakaniuliza we hilo si shati
la kijeshi? Mbona Wew umevaa kwani wewe ni
Mwanajeshi? Nimewaambia Nyie Wajinga nini sasa
Mlitaka Nivae Vest?Naona
wamenibeba Juu Juu Nasikia Raha
Kweli Nahis Wananipeleka Kunipa
Suruali Kabsaa.... Sipendi Kuchezewa Akili Yangu

Hahahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Freyzem
alibakari
mbona kimya

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Wakala Mtongwe]

Kuna demu kaweka status yake kuwa "wanaume wote mbuzi" nikamuuliza; "Wewe Baba yako umemkatia majani?"
Sasa hivi nikimtumia msg hazipokelewi nahisi kazima simu kwanza anaenda kumkatia majani!

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[Wakala Mtongwe]

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

BROOO umetisha

 

[Wakala Mtongwe]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

Hahahahaaaaa

 

[Wakala Mtongwe]

Rafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...

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[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Tupo kwenye kampeni ya kutokomeza askari feki[emoji6] [emoji6] Kwa kufanyaje?Ukimkuta askari yeyote mzabe kibao.Jana nilimzaba kibao mwanajeshi akakimbia nikajua huyo alikuwa feki.Tusaidiane kutokomeza askari feki nchini.Ukimuona askari we mzabe kibao akikimbia jua huyo ni feki[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] Asipokimbia [emoji17] [emoji17] Mungu akutie nguvu[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji56]

 

[Jolie Jolie]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yani nmechekeka sana

 

[Gordita]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yani nmechekeka sana

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] omwana

 

[Jolie Jolie]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] omwana

Hahahahhaha zihurumie mbavu zangu