Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

jakitoo said:

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Daah

Kweli January ngumu [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] Asubuhi hii Kuna jamaa kataka kuniuzia Paka.....nikamwambia home hatuna panya.. Akashusha bei akasema panya atawaleta Baadae mchana..[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

Freyzem said:

MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.
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Hahahaha

Dooh

alibakari said:

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Vyuma vilivyokaza kweli
Pana jamaa yangu nimekutana nae nikawa namkumbusha kuwa harusi ya sister ni keshokutwa. Akaniuliza mwili wa marehemu unatarajiwa kufika lini?
Nb :January hii si mchezo.

Ratiba yangu ya msosi kesho asubuhi ntaenda kituo cha police nikale makofi
Mchana ntaenda kambi ya jeshi nikale mitama, jioni nitakula hasara niliyopata...

Nisiposhiba Ntakuja Kwenu Nile Hata Matusi!!

Leo nimechukua shati la kijeshi la
braza na suruali ya kawaida nimetinga
nikapita maeneo ya jeshini naona
wameniita wakaniuliza we hilo si shati
la kijeshi? Mbona Wew umevaa kwani wewe ni
Mwanajeshi? Nimewaambia Nyie Wajinga nini sasa
Mlitaka Nivae Vest?Naona
wamenibeba Juu Juu Nasikia Raha
Kweli Nahis Wananipeleka Kunipa
Suruali Kabsaa.... Sipendi Kuchezewa Akili Yangu

lothrito said:

Leo nimechukua shati la kijeshi la
braza na suruali ya kawaida nimetinga
nikapita maeneo ya jeshini naona
wameniita wakaniuliza we hilo si shati
la kijeshi? Mbona Wew umevaa kwani wewe ni
Mwanajeshi? Nimewaambia Nyie Wajinga nini sasa
Mlitaka Nivae Vest?Naona
wamenibeba Juu Juu Nasikia Raha
Kweli Nahis Wananipeleka Kunipa
Suruali Kabsaa.... Sipendi Kuchezewa Akili Yangu

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Hahahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]

Freyzem
alibakari
mbona kimya

Freyzem said:

Kuna demu kaweka status yake kuwa "wanaume wote mbuzi" nikamuuliza; "Wewe Baba yako umemkatia majani?"
Sasa hivi nikimtumia msg hazipokelewi nahisi kazima simu kwanza anaenda kumkatia majani!

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Freyzem said:

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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BROOO umetisha

Freyzem said:

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

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Hahahahaaaaa

Complicator said:

Rafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...

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Tupo kwenye kampeni ya kutokomeza askari feki[emoji6] [emoji6] Kwa kufanyaje?Ukimkuta askari yeyote mzabe kibao.Jana nilimzaba kibao mwanajeshi akakimbia nikajua huyo alikuwa feki.Tusaidiane kutokomeza askari feki nchini.Ukimuona askari we mzabe kibao akikimbia jua huyo ni feki[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] Asipokimbia [emoji17] [emoji17] Mungu akutie nguvu[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji56]

jakitoo said:

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yani nmechekeka sana

Jolie Jolie said:

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yani nmechekeka sana

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jakitoo said:

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Hahahahhaha zihurumie mbavu zangu