Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Freyzem said:

wachezaji wa yanga wakijikusanya eneo moja pembeni kwenye kona ya uwanja na jezi zao unaweza kudhani ni bustani ya matembele[emoji6][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23]

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Uchochezi[emoji12] [emoji12]

*Usiombe unyonywe sikio*
*Wakati mnafanya mapenzi na dem wa kichaga*

*Utazani anatafuna nyama za kwenye mtori*
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*Wanaume wanaofanya mapenz muda mrefu huwa hawana hela*
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*Wenye hela dk 2 tu tushamalizaaah*[emoji1321]

Freyzem said:

wachezaji wa yanga wakijikusanya eneo moja pembeni kwenye kona ya uwanja na jezi zao unaweza kudhani ni bustani ya matembele[emoji6][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23]

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Hahaha huu sasa ni utani wa ngumi

alibakari said:

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Kabisaa

Yaani Wenger hata kama atapewa samaki awafundishe kuogelea[emoji13] [emoji13] basi hao samaki nao watazama[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

KWA TAARIFA YAKO ATA UMPENDE NA KUMSOMESHA SHULE ZA GHARAMA MWANAO

AKIULIZWA..UKIWA MKUBWA UNATAMANI KUA KAMA NANI? YUPO RADHI ASEME NATAMANI KUA KAMA hamorapa KULIKO ASEME NATAMANI KUA KAMA BABA YANGU.

Ata mm sitamani kua kama baba yangu[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Mwifwa said:

MATUNDA YALIKUA YANAPIGA STORY KM HIVI:

CHUNGWA: mimi naona kama nafanana na dunia

APPLE: mimi najiona nimefanana na moyo,

NDIZI: hebu badilisheni story tafadhali
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Uzuri Wa kuvuta bangi ata ukijenga Nyumba ya matope ukahezeka kwa bati..ukikaa kwa mbali unaiona imefanana na lile jengo la PPF tower[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Mwifwa said:

MATUNDA YALIKUA YANAPIGA STORY KM HIVI:

CHUNGWA: mimi naona kama nafanana na dunia

APPLE: mimi najiona nimefanana na moyo,

NDIZI: hebu badilisheni story tafadhali
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Vp yale matunda yanayofanana na tunda tamu "K"

Fikiria mkeo kalala AF anaota..

Yupo yard na mchepuko kambiwa achague gari la gharama yeyote na amehaidiwa kupangishiwa Nyumba ya ml6 kila mwezi,shopping nje ya nchi kila mwezi...

Wazazi wake watajengewa Nyumba ya gorofa moja na gari ya kutembelea..

Katika harakati za kuchagua gar kakutana na gari la maana kabla hawajapewa funguo walitest unamkurupua..
WE MAMA CHIMUNDU AMKA KUMEKUCHA!!af mmepangisha uswahilin chumba kimoja....


Ukiona mkeo kuna siku kaamka na kisirani ujue umetibua mipango yake[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

stickvibration said:

*Haya Maisha Duniani hupaswi kumwamini mtu yeyote.... Hivi unajua kuwa hata TANESCO wana Generator ofisini kwao....*
*#Uaminifu Ushaisha*[emoji1321]

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Leo wakat Niko kweny mishemishe zangu nikapita maeneo flan HV nikaona SIAFU wengi wakaning' ta nkajikung' uta kisha nikaondoka wakat natembea nikakutana na MAMA mkwe
Sasa kumbe wakat nilikutana na siafu kuna zngne zilibakia mwlin
Wakati nimesimama na mama mkwe tunaongea ngafla nikaanza kusikia siafu ananing'ata huku chini kwa (kikojoleo)
Wenzangu acheni tyu hapa nilipo napata maumivu sema tu navumilia na sura imebadilika kama mnavyoona
Alaf mama mkwe nayeye maongezi yamekuwa mengi
Naombeni ushaur nisijetia aibu jamani naumia mwenzenu!

Uzuri ya kuwa mnene ni pale upitapo uchochoroni huwezi pigwa kabari, watatafuta hiyo shingo hadi wachoke...

To all my committed friends I would want to wish you in ADVANCE a happy VALENTINE'S day. To all single ones happy INDEPENDENCE day. To all who were once in love happy HEROES day. To those who are fighting happy BOXING day. To those who are trying to make things work happy WORKERS day. Finally to those who are expecting surprise gifts like me happy FOOLS day

Leo kuna mtu nimemtolea uvivu kanikuta nimekaa nimetulia sina hili wala lile,
"Kaniuliza
Mbona umekunja sura?
"Nikamjibu
Nataka kuiweka kwenye begi."
*Je nimekosea kumjibu hv?*

thinks b4 speak said:

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Jirani yetu kaja kuazima sufuria kubwa la pilau na kinu cha kutwangia viungo...

Ngoja niende kwake nikacheze na watoto wake, napenda sana watoto mimi[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]