Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

stickvibration · Mar 17, 2018

*MGANGA ANAWEZA AKAWA ANADAWA ZOTE, LAKINI DAWA YA MENO YA KUPIGIA MSWAKI ANANUNUA KWA CHINGA*

*hapo ndo utaelewa Kwann muuza mkaa haogi mchana*

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]Ndo unaambiwa upambane na hali yako, we huelewi

Snipes · Mar 18, 2018

mchajikobe said:
Haa haa haaa nimejichekesha tuu hata sijui kilichonichekesha

utakuwa unawashwawashwa sio bure

Numbisa · Mar 19, 2018

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me, immediately I shouted sevilla. They disappeared!!!

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Jogoo wa Shamba II · Mar 19, 2018

Numbisa said:
I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me, immediately I shouted sevilla. They disappeared!!!

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]utani wa ngumi

Chaliifrancisco · Mar 19, 2018

_LILILOMKUTA JAMAA.......!!!_

_Jamaa alikutwa akicheka sana, akaulizwa vipi wewe mbona unacheka sana, Jamaa akajibu, rafiki yangu kaiba namba za demu wangu na anamtongoza ili aniharibie amchukue yeye.. Jamaa akaulizwa sasa kwa nini unacheka..? Jamaa akajibu kwasababu demu wangu ni dada yake._
Hahahahaaaaa...!!

JuliusMwenyewe · Mar 19, 2018

alibakari said:
Wakati natoka Ijumaa, kufika home nikamuuliza mke wangu umeniombea dua gani leo, akajibu "Nimekuombea dua utembelee matako" nikampa kelb mixer vitasa vya maana hadi kupasuka mdomo, eti sahivi ndio ameniambia kuwa aliniombea nipate hela ninunue gari. Dah! Si angeongea hivyo tu![emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] dah!!!!

Freyzem · Mar 19, 2018

Hivi jamani kupooza chai kwa kiingereza unasemaje? Niko na mzungu hapa namwambia exchange exchange tea with different cups like shwaa, shwaaa...haelewiii nimejaribu kumwambia pffff pffff the tea, mpaka nimemalizia na switch of the tea....Anantolea tu macho hapa!!

Numbisa · Mar 19, 2018

Teacher wrote on the board,
36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0

He turned to Freyzem and said, "Solve the problem."
JF boy picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,

"Problem solved!

Some of our problems require such solutions. Just dust it off and move on with life.

Never allow anyone to steal your happiness!

Numbisa · Mar 19, 2018

Jamaa salary yake ilikua 200000. Siku moja kapata cheque ya 220000. Akanyamaza na hakuambia mtu

Next month akapata cheque ya 180000. Akaenda kwa Boss kulalamika

Boss akamuuliza "mbona mwezi uliopita hakulalamika?"

Jamaa akajibu "kosa si kosa, bali kurudia kosa ndio kosa kubwa"

Numbisa · Mar 19, 2018

Hawa watu huwa na vipara hujuaje mwisho wa uso wakijiosha? Hii kitu imenisumbua sana

McFerson · Mar 19, 2018

Numbisa said:
Hawa watu huwa na vipara hujuaje mwisho wa uso wakijiosha? Hii kitu imenisumbua sana

Utani wa nya nyene huu

Mkuu wa Kibiti · Mar 19, 2018

gungele said:
Utani wa nya nyene huu

Wewe una utani na malaika mkuu?Huu utani ukiachwa bila hatua za chakubanga utaleta uchochezi.Kesho saa nane ripoti sentero kwa mahojiano

Nelson nely · Mar 20, 2018

Dear future wife,I'm not saying you should be a virgin.....
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But at least dont come to my house with a River Jordan!!

Nelson nely · Mar 20, 2018

For the last time!!
Dear fat girls,dont be scared to get on top of him..If he dies,he dies.
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After all something must kill a man!

Nelson nely · Mar 20, 2018

Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that....one of these days she will remove her wig,wash her make up,and talk to you MAN to MAN....nonsense!

Nelson nely · Mar 20, 2018

My room mate just came back with his girlfriend.They have been here staring at me for 3 hours.They think I will go outside to give them privacy....Never!
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I can not support evil....no way!!

Pumba Master · Mar 20, 2018

Freyzem said:
UBAYA WA KUWA MFUPI

Yaani ukimeza mate tu, mkojo unakubana
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Hapa imebid nicheke aisee,hakuna namna..

Numbisa · Mar 20, 2018

Jr. Gong Mira · Mar 20, 2018

*Wakati ww uko bize kwa kumpa pole demu wako akiingia period huku nyuma kuna mchizi anasema afadhali hajapata mimba*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Snipes · Mar 20, 2018

kiungo muhimu wakati wa kupiga nyeto ambacho kipo active kupita vyote ni masikio bhana, kusikiliza nani akaribia eneo lako la tukio

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