Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[stickvibration]

*MGANGA ANAWEZA AKAWA ANADAWA ZOTE, LAKINI DAWA YA MENO YA KUPIGIA MSWAKI ANANUNUA KWA CHINGA*

*hapo ndo utaelewa Kwann muuza mkaa haogi mchana*

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38] [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]Ndo unaambiwa upambane na hali yako, we huelewi

 

[Snipes]

Haa haa haaa nimejichekesha tuu hata sijui kilichonichekesha

utakuwa unawashwawashwa sio bure

 

[Numbisa]

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me, immediately I shouted sevilla. They disappeared!!!

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[Jogoo wa Shamba II]

I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me, immediately I shouted sevilla. They disappeared!!!

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]utani wa ngumi

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

_LILILOMKUTA JAMAA.......!!!_

_Jamaa alikutwa akicheka sana, akaulizwa vipi wewe mbona unacheka sana, Jamaa akajibu, rafiki yangu kaiba namba za demu wangu na anamtongoza ili aniharibie amchukue yeye.. Jamaa akaulizwa sasa kwa nini unacheka..? Jamaa akajibu kwasababu demu wangu ni dada yake._
Hahahahaaaaa...!!

 

[JuliusMwenyewe]

Wakati natoka Ijumaa, kufika home nikamuuliza mke wangu umeniombea dua gani leo, akajibu "Nimekuombea dua utembelee matako" nikampa kelb mixer vitasa vya maana hadi kupasuka mdomo, eti sahivi ndio ameniambia kuwa aliniombea nipate hela ninunue gari. Dah! Si angeongea hivyo tu![emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] dah!!!!

 

[Freyzem]

Hivi jamani kupooza chai kwa kiingereza unasemaje? Niko na mzungu hapa namwambia exchange exchange tea with different cups like shwaa, shwaaa...haelewiii nimejaribu kumwambia pffff pffff the tea, mpaka nimemalizia na switch of the tea....Anantolea tu macho hapa!!

 

[Numbisa]

Teacher wrote on the board,
36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0

He turned to Freyzem and said, "Solve the problem."
JF boy picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,

"Problem solved!

Some of our problems require such solutions. Just dust it off and move on with life.

Never allow anyone to steal your happiness!

 

[Numbisa]

Jamaa salary yake ilikua 200000. Siku moja kapata cheque ya 220000. Akanyamaza na hakuambia mtu

Next month akapata cheque ya 180000. Akaenda kwa Boss kulalamika

Boss akamuuliza "mbona mwezi uliopita hakulalamika?"

Jamaa akajibu "kosa si kosa, bali kurudia kosa ndio kosa kubwa"

 

[Numbisa]

Hawa watu huwa na vipara hujuaje mwisho wa uso wakijiosha? Hii kitu imenisumbua sana

 

[McFerson]

Hawa watu huwa na vipara hujuaje mwisho wa uso wakijiosha? Hii kitu imenisumbua sana

Utani wa nya nyene huu

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Utani wa nya nyene huu

Wewe una utani na malaika mkuu?Huu utani ukiachwa bila hatua za chakubanga utaleta uchochezi.Kesho saa nane ripoti sentero kwa mahojiano

 

[Nelson nely]

Dear future wife,I'm not saying you should be a virgin.....
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But at least dont come to my house with a River Jordan!!

 

[Nelson nely]

For the last time!!
Dear fat girls,dont be scared to get on top of him..If he dies,he dies.
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After all something must kill a man!

 

[Nelson nely]

Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that....one of these days she will remove her wig,wash her make up,and talk to you MAN to MAN....nonsense!

 

[Nelson nely]

My room mate just came back with his girlfriend.They have been here staring at me for 3 hours.They think I will go outside to give them privacy....Never!
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I can not support evil....no way!!

 

[Pumba Master]

UBAYA WA KUWA MFUPI

Yaani ukimeza mate tu, mkojo unakubana
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Hapa imebid nicheke aisee,hakuna namna..

 

[Numbisa]

 

[Jr. Gong Mira]

*Wakati ww uko bize kwa kumpa pole demu wako akiingia period huku nyuma kuna mchizi anasema afadhali hajapata mimba*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Snipes]

kiungo muhimu wakati wa kupiga nyeto ambacho kipo active kupita vyote ni masikio bhana, kusikiliza nani akaribia eneo lako la tukio

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