HahaaaaaWhat is KISIRANI?
KISIRANI is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are
going to be father very soon. You then shout that
you are not the father and the girl says you are the
father....
Things are now getting KISIRANIFUL. You require a
DNA test to prove you are not the father...
Things are now getting KISIRANISTIC when the doctor
comes with the result saying you cannot be a father
because you are infertile... You are relieved, but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!...
Now you are extremely KISIRANIOUS.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of
those kids... You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
KISIRANED.
You decided to travel home to complain to your
mother about the latest development.. And your
mum with tears running down her cheeks tells you,
my son, I'm so sorry your dad ain't really your dad...
Then you know that things are now KISIRANICATED
And if u dont laugh you are KISIRANILISIOUS
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HahaaaIv umewai kuisi njaa af huna ela ya kununua chakula..
Kwa bahati unabahatika kupata buku mbili ya kula tena jion kabisa kwa kua tangu pakuche ujagusa kitu akili inakua kama kuchanganyikiwa kutokana na kubahatika siku hyo..
Bahati mbaya au nzur ukiwa njian unakutana na wale jamaa wanaouza dawa za kienyeji
Bila kujua unajikuta umenunua dawa ya kukuongezea hamu ya kula af ndio huna ela nyingine tena...
Hapo ndio unapogundua uchawi kweli upo!
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125]Yaani huu umri niliofikia nilifikiri nimeona yote ya duniani kumbe looh bado kabisaa leo si nimekutana na msukuma kachora tattoo ya M-PESA [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]
[emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji23]Those who are in medical school in which year do you start learning bad handwriting?
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji28] [emoji125]Ushawai kuwa unatembea njiani kwa raha zako ukicheki status za marafiki,ndugu whatsaap halafu nyuma unaskia honi inapigwaa kugeuka unakuta Range Rover, unaipisha na kutembea hadi mwisho wa njia, halafu kavits kanapita na moshi nyuma...
Naskianga kukafuata nikaekelee teke kaanguke
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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Nyani mmoja alichoka kuishi akaamua kufa, aliwaza mbinu za kujiua kujinyonga hana kamba kujichinja hana kisu na sumu hana. Akawa anazunguka kwa huzuni kubwa basi akamuona simba kalala akaamua amchokoze simba ili aliwe kwa hasira akamuingizia dole la nguvu matakoni simba akashtuka na kutabasam nyani akazimia kwa woga alipozinduka simba akamwambia rudia tena
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Ukichanganya maji ya limao vijiko vitatu, unga wa muhogo nusu kijiko cha chai, maganda ya karanga mbichi zile nyekundu, majivu ya ndizi mshale zilizochomwa, mafuta ya mkia wa kondoo, unga wa njiti za viberiti, robo kikombe cha mkia wa pweza, na tui la nazi, unavyosoma kwa makini..... [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] mi hata sijui ukichanganya unapata nini, we endelea tu usiwaze ujinga! [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125]