Chizi weweWhenever i have a problem I just sing Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. That gives me hope[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Whenever i have a problem I just sing Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. That gives me hope[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hahahaha nakuuza bureDuring sex some ladies be like
aki woooiye Baibe usinimwagie ndani[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
My sister do you think its easy to jump out from a running vehicle[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Akarudi mpaka kwa secretary na mazungumzo yakaendelea:
BOSS: Bibie ulivyoona geti wazi je uliona prado v8 langu lime paki ndani?
SECRETARY: Hapana Boss niliona kitoroli kidogo kimepaki kina matairi mawili yaliyoisha upepo!!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Saizi sekretari anakabidhi mafaili nadhani anapelekwa Ulaya[emoji2][emoji2]
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alafu huyo baba ndio mpiga picha.Mpiga Picha; Mwalimu Mkuu Nitakuchaji Kila Mwanafunzi Sh. 500 Kwa Ajili Ya Pasport Size.
Mwalimu Mkuu: Mwalimu Waambie Wanafunzi Walete Sh, 1000 Kila Mmoja Kwa Ajili Ya Pasport Size.
Mwalimu: Wanafunzi Mnatakiwa Mlete Sh 2000 Kila Mmoja Kwa Ajili Ya Paspot Size.
Kila Mwanafunzi Nyumbani Kwao: Mama Tumeambiwa Tupeleke Sh 2500 Shuleni Kwa Ajili Ya Pasport Size.
Mama: Mme Wangu Mtoto Anataka Sh 3000 Kwa Ajili Ya Zile Picha Za Pasport Size Shuleni.
Unadhani Kwa Style Hiyo Ufisadi Utaisha??
alafu huyo baba ndio mpiga picha.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] damn!!Wanawake muwe waelewa
Mwanaume akikwambia "kichwa kinamuuma" usiwe mwepesi kujibu "Baby kunywa panadol"
*Muulize kwanza "kichwa kip Baby? Simnajuwa wanaume tuna vichwa viwili na kila kimoja kina dawa yake kinapouma*[emoji853][emoji853][emoji853]
Narudi ndani*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????
hahaha mzee ni muhuni sana```Kuna Mzee Mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao``` *"Nikifa Bomoeni Nyumba, Kuna Mali Nyingi Sana Chini!''* ```Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata Wosia, Wakabomoa Nyumba, wakakuta Karatasi imeandikwa ``` *"KAMA NYIE VIDUME, JENGENI YAKWENU ''.*
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kwakweliBeing dumped by the person you love can make you watch television for 4hours without volume, you already have the sound in your head [emoji23][emoji23].
hahaha the audacity!Africa is not going foward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide whether they'll bath or not