Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Good idea, anza wewe kuuza figo lako, halafu tuletee mrejesho
 
GIRL IN A SEX SHOP

Girl: Where is the artificial penis section
Salesman: That corner
Girl: How much for this big Red one ?
Salesman: Sorry Madam that is a FIRE EXSTINGUISHER
Ladies and greediness [emoji23][emoji23]
Nmecheka Sana [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
 
BARABARANI + UPEPO MKALI+ KWENYE BODABODA

(Dereva Ananipigisha Story)

Dereva: Siku Moja Bwana Zhziskp abzizos. Zhsosnshzs Umeona
Me: Eeeeeh

Dereva: Si akaja osj uzusi laosa jlqozos We Unaonaje?
Me: Kweli Kabisa [emoji30]

Dereva: basi Sasa gUskosjbs lzosks
Me:Ndiooo

🤦🏾‍♂️
 
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I was shocked when I heard a fat girl singing" I believe I can fly" my sister that one na mission impossible oo🤣🤣🤣🤣,, have u ever seen an elephant fly before?[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Hahahahaha
 
ww unaaishi zimbambwe
 
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